Y/n makes all of the Avengers plans

Ragnarök Part 3

THOR: I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was going to kill you.

VALKYRIE: I don't plan to stop drinking, but I don't want to forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm donna to die, well... it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

THOR: Good. They arrive at a door. Before they enter:

VALKYRIE: Yeah. So I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?

THOR Yeah, it's called the Revengers.

VALKYRIE: Revengers?

THOR: Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. (to Banner:) Do you want revenge? BANNER I'm undecided. What about you?

Agent Belle: I mean, she is destroying my friends home, so sure

THOR: Okay.

VALKYRIE Also, I've got a peace offering. And I know that you don't like him, so I will give you the option to stay outside, Agent Belle

Agent Belle: No thanks, I am fully in on these plans even if it is seeing people I don't like

73 INT. VALKYRIE'S APARTMENT - DAY 73

[Valkyrie opens the front door, revealing- -Loki! He is as restrained as anyone could be, sitting in the middle of the apartment with a dozen chains around him.]

Agent Belle: Who is this?

LOKI: Surprise.

[Thor TOSSES a bottle. It BOUNCES off of Loki's head.]

LOKI: OW!

Agent Belle: What did you do that for?

THOR: Just had to be sure.

Agent Belle: Sure of what?

Thor: He has mirroring powers. He can mirror himself into any position

LOKI Hello, Bruce and Belle.

BANNER So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?

LOKI It varies from moment to moment. Val's apartment is horrible. Bottles everywhere, blood- spattered clothes in the corner, a knife in the wall, etc.

[Banner gives Thor a look like "she might be crazy." Thor responds with a "No, she's cool" gesture.]

[Val lays something on the bed. Unwraps it to reveal AN OLD ASGARDIAN SWORD. Thor's eyes go wide as she sharpens it.]

THOR: Is that... a Dragonfang?

VALKYRIE: It is. 9

THOR: My God. This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.

Agent Belle: What is a Dragon Fang?

VALKYRIE: Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems. Our best bet is a wormhole just outside the city limits.

[A nice clean wormhole outside the city.]

VALKYRIE: Refuel on Xandar and be back in Asgard in around 18 months.

THOR: Nope. We're going through that one.

[Thor points at the nightmare tornado wormhole over the ocean.]

VALKYRIE: The Devil's Anus?

BANNER: Wait, whose anus are we going through?

THOR: For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it.

BANNER: That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein- Rosen Bridge.

VALKYRIE: We need another ship. That would tear mine to pieces.