Quotes pt 1

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So yeah random ass quotes that are funny! And very out of character-

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Hobie: What's something you guys are better than Y/N at?
Pavitr: Mario Kart.
Gwen: Yeah, video games.
Miles: Emotional vulnerability.

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Hobie, trying to convince Miles to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Y/N: And loud!
Pavitr: And grumpy!
Gwen: And oblivious to reality!
Miles: ...

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Hobie: Are we really going to let Y/N keep Pavitr?
Gwen: We kept Miles.

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Hobie: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Y/N: Tubular AF!
Pavitr: Mood to the max!
Gwen, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Miles, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.

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Hobie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Y/N: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Pavitr: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Gwen: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Miles: My moral code, is that you?
Hobie: ...
Hobie: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Hobie: Bye Y/N! Bye Pavitr! Bye Gwen! Bye Miles! Bye Y/N!
Pavitr: You said 'bye Y/N' twice.
Hobie: I like Y/N.

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