I was driving home and i saw a garage sale for a house that was only a block down from mine, so of course i went, i always go just to see what they have there, you never know if you'll find something good that some old guy decided to throw out. when i pulled into this dudes driveway (the sale was in his garage, not the driveway) he waves and continues to write prices on sticky notes then stick them to his items. i got out of my car and started looking at the games section, he had a good selection of games,like fortnight, GTA,fall guys, amoung us, the sims 4, and moto X3M Bike race game. But none of those caught my eye like Pou did, its cartrage looked almost untouched, i felt drawn to it, like it was calling out for me, i picked it up and suddenly the old guy appered right in front of me, when he looked down and saw i had it in my hands he immediatly burst into a violent sob. he shouted "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ITS TOO LATE! ITS TOO LATE!!!! WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU PICK IT UP!?!?!?!?!? YOU ARE IN DANGER!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THIS!!!!!! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? WHY MUST YOU HATE THIS PERSON SO???????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????????????? GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DECIDE TO PICK THAT UP? WAS IT CA;LLLING TO YOU OR SOMETHING? YOUI SHOULD KNOW NEVER TO LISTEN TO STUFF IF ITS OMINOUSLY DRAWING YOU TWORDS IT! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WOYULD YOU DO THAT? IN MY 98 YEARS OF LIFE I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS STUPID AS YOU MUST BE TO PICK UP SOMETHING THJAT IS ATLEAST SLIGHTY OMINOUS!!!!!!!!!! (imagine like mario here) WAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAAaaAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaAAAaaaAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAaAaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" this went on for like 5 minutes and in my head i was like "dude get it together, its just a game" but once he was done he just normally said "thats worth 2 dollarydoos. you touch it you buy it." and i just gave him the 2 bucks and left. on my drive home i was thinking about how weird it was that he just started sobbing and shouting about how ill "never be the same" like dude, I get it, pou is a great game and all, but I think I'll be the same after playing it. I pulled into my driveway and set the cartridge by the tv then went to sleep, I had a long day at work and was pretty exhausted. I got into bed and fell right asleep, not thinking about today's events.
