BTS ONESHOTS

taegi (the cute prankster)

Explanation

Taegi are married for 2 years now
Yoon is going to take over his
Family business
After graduation while tae is a
Mafia bose
(Me:yoon is girl in this ff deal with it)

Sope were at the cafeteria
Minding there own business when
The school bully
Entered the cafeteria
And came towards them

Lily: hey what you doing here slut

Yoon(sweet tone): hello to you too

Lily: where is your husband now . Left you for another slut ?

Yoon(sweet tone):oooooohhhh you really think about me and I appreciate it but you don't need to worry . My husband don't want no slut and even if he wanted he won't come to you cause not only he but no one likes like sluts who look like a dieing rat diagnosed with all the types of cancer and diabetes have more body hair then a monkey and a swollen belly even with makeup so . Unnie don't waste money on makeup save it for a plastic surgery maybe that can make you look better

Hobi: nah yoonie I don't think even plastic surgery can help her

Yoon: hobi we should respect old people grandma I apologise for his behaviour

Lily(angrylook): I am not old

Hobi: see Yoon how can she be a grandmother she is pregnant

Lily: I am not pregnant

Hobi(gasped): oh sorry actually because of your swollen belly I thought you were pregnant

Yoon: hobi are you dumb her flat virgin ass is too ugly to get pregnant

Lily(gasped): I can get pregnant

Hobi:yeah yoon we should not underestimate her sluty ass

After all the insulting Lily stormed
Off

And sope just laughed and did a
fit bumped
🤜🤛

(Let me tell you a shity thing🙃
Step1-put two opposite punch emojis
Like this 🤜🤛
Step2-put space between them
Like this🤜 🤛
Step3-remove the space
Like this 🤜🤛
Step4- keep putting and removing the space to get a fist bump)

Yoon: rosting her was fun hahaha

Hobi: yeah haha

Yoon: hey hoba are you invited in mr Lee's party tonight

Hobi: (teasing)yah I am invited why you asking ohh do you want me to drive you there . If that's so why don't you hite a drive oooohh is your husband too possessive too leave you with a personal driver

Yoon (hit hobi): you shut up I don't want you to drive me there I am going with tae I just want your help in buying me clothes for the party

Hobi: sure the party starts at 9 so we can go for shopping at 4 if it's ok?

Yoon: yah it's ok for me