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tree x remote (smut)

requested by: Sheltonxut

ok since the last chapter was pretty simple and well eh, i wanted to make this chapter more wordy and longer, so get ready for a semi long plot. but thats kind of it.
oh yeah and sorry if these seems kinda off from the actual show, i havent watched bfb/tpot in awhile and neither have i actually finished watching it tbh but yeah! sit back and enjoy this hell of a story

pronoun time
tree - he/him
remote - she/it

tree was laying back and enjoying the free time he had. tree got up so that he was sitting and stretched, he thought to himself "isn't it so lovely to just relax, no more stress and challenges?" he then heard a notification from his phone, he went over to check it. he read it out loud, "hey tree" he got a message from remote, how surprising. tree went ahead and texted her back, "hey remote! hows life?" he asked, trying to get a normal conversation going. most of their conversations were uust awkward small talk, they both could see that the other was really trying to have a good conversation but their efforts failed. but nonetheless remote responded with "oh im doing good! and you?" tree smiled, any text message from remote always made his day. he messaged back "im doing okay, nothing much had been going on tho, kinda boring."

remote read threw his text messages and thought of something to say, she replied with "hey, wanna go to the mall? i know you like shopping." tree smiled wider at her text, he responded quickly with "of course? who could say no to that" remote chuckled to herself before saying, "wanna meet up at 4? if that works for you." that was the perfect timing, tree was ecstatic, he said "yeah!! perfect timing!" remote could see the his amount of excitement threw his text messages, she had to admit it was kinda cute.

tree on the other hand waited for an hour, when it was finally 4 he got ready and headed to go to the mall. he waited for remote and eventually she came. remote waved at tree and tree came running to her, one he finally reached her he excitedly said "hi remote!! so when are we gonna get new clothes?" tree was becoming more impatient by the second. remote giggled, she calmly said "we can get them now" tree pulled her hand which remote blushed too, they went to the clothing aisle and tree did the honers of picking out clothes for the both of them. once he was done they both walked over to the cash register and payed for their items.

tree and remote walked until they saw what seemed to be a bar, remote hadn't drank alcohol before but tree had. remote was hesitant about going or not but tree insisted. of course tree knew that if she didn't want to then she didn't have to but it was a difficult situation, remote was worried that someone might catch her, she wasn't against the idea. they went in and sat in a corner somewhere, tree got champagne, they drank it and remote didn't think it was that bad. they were a but tipsy after but still tree got stronger drinks and they definitely became drunk after that, tree had some decent alcohol tolerance but these drinks were strong, and they were wasted.

tree ended up paying he was still drunk. remote grabbed his hand and took him to a corner where no one could find them, she grabbed tree by the waist and pulled him in for a kiss, tress hands went down to hers and they started to make out, remote let go for air and asked tree if they could book a hotel since their homes were really far away and there was a hotel nearby that they could just walk to. (because drunk driving is a big no no), tree agreed and they both went to the hotel they got their keys and right as they walked in tree started kissing remote, they both fell on to the sofa and tree had remote pinned down, he let go of the kiss and looked up and down at remote.

seeing remote in this position was so arousing, tree felt himself get harder and harder. remote noticed but she enjoyed that tree was staring at her, she grabbed his shoulders and repositioned herself, tree snapped out of his thoughts and went back to reality. he kissed remotes neck and started sucking on it, remote moaned at this, this was her first time and she was enjoying it so much. tree got up and asked if she had lubricant, remote answered "no", tree sighed, he was gonna have to do this himself.

tree took his shirt off and he took remotes off as well, he looked at her bra, he removed that to see her boobs (haha funny word boobies), he blushed and looked away, but then went back to removing their clothes, once they were both naked he put up to of his fingers right in front of remotes mouth, he mumbled "suck it" remote opened her mouth and began sucking on his fingers, while she was fucking tree went back to kissing her neck and sucking on it, all the way down to her collar bones.

once tree felt as if remote had sucked them enough, he spread her legs, remote blushed, she smiled a but and looked at tree with half lidded eyes, tree asked "may i?" remote smiled "yes, please" after hearing consent tree put one finger in and remote sharply gasped, tree asked "tell me when i can start moving" after remote hot used to the feeling she muttered "you can move now" tree moved his fingers in and out slowly remote moaned quietly, she was trying to hold back her moans but she failed, tree was going faster and faster with each thrust, remote moaned louder and louder which each thrust. tree asked "are you doing okay??" he smirked and just as remote was about to reply he slid in another finger, teasing her. "y-yeah! im doING hah!~ okayy..~" right after remote said this tree began fisting her, remote was a moaning mess.

after stretching her out a bit, tree decided it was time for the real deal. he had condoms on him just incase something like this ever happened, he put one on and looked at remote and demanded "i want you to beg, beg for me to fuck you." remote blushed vigorously, she answered "please tree i need y-you, i need you so bad, please.. fuck me! ill be good~" tree was enjoying hearing remote say all this, he grinned and used his left hand to pin both of remotes hand on top of her head, he used his other to spread remotes legs mire so he could insert his cock (i cant) in her.

he put it in and remote immediately started moaning, tree got even harder hearing this, tree moaned softly while he started to go harder and faster with each thrust. remote moaned out "ahh~ oh my god ff-fuckk.. treeee~" remote gripped onto trees shoulders and tree got even faster, he went down to remotes neck and started to suck on and bite it again, remote moaned loudly and somehow managed to say "ahh~! im cl-close!!" she said as she came, tree started thrusting even harder, he felt knots in his stomach as well, eventually he came as well, he felt week in the waist and stoped thrusting after, he slowky pulled oyt and watched all his semen fall down.

remote and tree were exhausted, they cuddled up next to eachother not caring about the mess they just made, remote then said "you know, maybe we should do this more often." tree kissed her cheek "yeah, sure." he said, remote kissed his forehead and said "goodnight" as she drifted off to sleep, tree replied "goodnight love" and drifted off to sleep as well.

this was fun to write

the end.