Who is it this time?

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*We see Eris and Persephone beside each other while drinking on the table*

Eris: So how is Hades Persy?

Persephone: He's actually very nice to be honest Eris.

Eris: Thats nice Persy.

Persephone: So when are you gonna talk to that Order guy?

Eris: You mean Markus?

Persephone: Oh so thats what his name is.

Eris: Why and how do you know him?

Persephone: Hades calls him to the Underworld everyday to get dating advice and also who to receive the punishments the most.

Eris: That is nice of him. Wait dating advice, are you serious girl?

Persephone: Yeah turns out he didn't know how to do romance so he asked Markus for advice and we go out a lot to this places that he recommended.

Eris: Thats actually cool girl.

*We then see Zeus kick the door open, close it, nail it with boards, and then hide underneath the table.*

Persephone: Oh Hi dad. 

Eris: Dude why are you hiding under the table?

Persephone: What happened this time?

Zeus: Y-you know the usual but someone is trying to kick my ass.

Eris: Like who, everyone else here is too weak to stop you so who cou-

*The door is smashed open and we see a very pissed of Markus with a grey armor color and light purple visor*

Markus: Persephone and Eris could you please point me to the direction of the lightning god Zeus so I could strangle him.

Eris: Uhhh underneath the table?

Persephone: Yeah my dad is underneath the table.

Markus: Thank you, ladies. *He proceeds to grab Zeus' leg and drag him out of the table*

Zeus: Uh I can explain.

Markus: Yeah you can't *He proceeds to strangle him*

Zeus: EGHHHHH!

Markus: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

*Athena comes into the room*

Athena: Whats up gu- By Gaia!

*She see's Markus strangling Zeus while Persephone and Eris watch*

Athena: Why won't you help Zeus!

Eris: Do ya think he deserves out help though? Especially when he sleeps with alot of women.

Persephone: And besides, this is very entertaining.

Athena:.... Ok I agree *She sits beside them as they see Markus continuing to hit Zeus*

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 21, 2023 ⏰

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