That Fucking Bird That I Hate (shitpost)

That Fucking Bird That I Hate

(inspired by that one meme plus that one video by KianMSM)
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Ah. Another day on Fire Oasis.
The Monsters were singing, Cherubble was sleeping, Wynq was "RUM DIDDLY DUM"-ing, and Gobbleygourd was.. being Gobbleygourd. However, for some reason, Cherubble had a deep, burning hatred for the turkey-like Monster. They wanted to throw him in a lake, give him poisoned birthday cake, or maybe bury it alive. Why did they hate Gobbleygourd so much? Nobody knew, but he did. And it was to the point that Cherubble would immediately scoot away from wherever he was sleeping to get away from that turkey.
When Cherubble was sleeping, their Blubberflies suddenly stopped flying around, and hid in... whatever was surrounding the harp-like appendage on their back. "Oh," they thought.
Gobbleygourd was about to open that damned beak.
Cherubble tried to move away from where he was laying, but he felt too tired to do so. Trying to get away from Gobbleygourd had already made them feel WAY more tired than they usually were. So, unfortunately, he had to stay where he was. He rolled his eyes up to the sky.
"That fucking bird that I hate," he said in discontent.
Little did he know, Gobbleygourd had somehow teleported right next to him. "Dammit," the weary sea slug thought to themself. The fucking bird that they hated began to open his beak.
"THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE! THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE! THAT FUCKING BIRD THAT I HATE!" Gobbleygourd gobbled in an unnaturally high-pitched voice, almost like he snorted helium or something.
Cherubble fucking hated this. As soon as he finally mustered up the strength to scooch away from the Feast-Ember Seasonal, Gobbleygourd went up to his ear.
He opened his beak.
" T H A T F U C K I N G B I R D T H A T I H A T E . "
Cherubble blinked at Gobbleygourd with an extremely concerned expression on his face. His ass was flabbergasted. He glared up at the turkey and opened the eldritch-abomination mouth that he hid under his head whenever he slept.
"WHA-
Gobbleygourd fucking exploded. Cherubble screamed at the top of his lungs, which caused Fire Oasis to fucking SHATTER and drop all of its remaining residents into the Living Ocean, where the majority of them fucking died. The end.
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a/n: what the fuck did I just type