Reader x Explosive Diarhea no.1

The Rough Meeting

I was shopping at the food bank because I can't afford shit and I opened a bag of chips to see if i liked them, and then i felt the wettest, sloppiest, dirtiest shart slip out from my asscheeks. I felt the brown pudding-like substance pur out of my booty shorts and down my leg. I ran outside to let it out in the bushes, and with every step I heard a scream and a SPLAT as little babies and their mothers got coverd in pure dookie. The smell of that food bank was rancid, they had to call a team to air out the place. The building. People were screaming, running out the building, shoving babies out of the way. As soon as they made it outside, they saw liquid shit flooding out of my asshole like a waterfall. The shit was mixed with blood from the sunflower seed shells scratching my asshole as they left my body at ungodly speeds.