• Nikolai Oneshots •

going insane! (CUTESY DATE)

Nikolai had asked you to meet him outside at night.
and also asked you to bring some accessories (weapons‼️✨)

(time skip)
after some time of getting ready you had got down to the lobby of your apartment

you saw nikolai
"Y/n!! quickly we have to go!! he says childishly but also blushing like crazy nikolai pulled you by the arm wanting to take you somewhere

you could tell he was so excited to see you as if he was a little child

"alright so fyodor-kun was asking me to murder or torture some doa enemies i cant remember which one was it but it'll be fine either way anyways!" he smiles at you like a fool

"what?! then why are you bringing me along?! niko im not even getting paid to do this nah!"

" well duh im scared to be alone!!!! do you really want me to be alone with a bunch of criminals?! he sobs playfully so do you not care about me?!" he gasped very dramatically (no he wasnt scared he just wanted to see you since this man had missed you dearly)

"come on stop twisting my words and really your scared of criminals idiot your a criminal!"

nikolai giggles "huh?!? your calling your boyfriend a criminal?! your gonna make me cry!" he says dramatically

"fine fine ill help you!"

he giggles "so its set then!! my dove is helping me!!!" he says excitedly

2minutes later you guys arrive at an abandoned place.
all i can say is you two make quick work of them

"wahhh y/n your too good at this!"

you were still shaking at the fact you murdered like 30 people it wasn't out of the ordinary for you to kill people since you did have a past of obliterating humans, but that many? this was your first time

"hey y/n?"

"you alright?"

nikolai was starting to regret bringing you here

"lets go get mcdonalds" y/n said

nikolai giggles "as you wish my dove"

you and Nikolai "borrowed" a pink Lamborghini

the idiot clown managed to crash the car not once BUT 3 TIMES but y/n didn't mind since their brain was till running around.

you and nikolai parked at the mcdonalds walking out still covered in blood.

the mcdonalds crew was obviously concerned at you two entering the store covered in BLOOD

nikolai decides to order a happy meal and an ice cream you decided to get the same

but the crew said that the ice cream machine was broken :(

nikolai pointed a gun a them then the machine magically got fixed! its crazy!

as soon you and nikolai got your orders you hurried to get back to the car

you and nikolai ate your food but he kept stealing your chicken nuggets >:(

after some time you got back to driving of course this time your the one driving since the clown doesn't even know what a driving license is.

next stop carnival!

after people saw you covered in blood and carrying your "accessories" they started running and exiting the park? pretty weird!

"hey, hey y/n!!! lets play shoot the target! the person who can shoot as many people running around wins!" he giggles

you being a overly competitive person

"hell yeah your going down clown!"

you and nikolai were shooting people left and right as if it was a school in america! 🦅🦅🦅

scores:
nikolai- 30
y/n- 32

"Now thats just unfair they were running arround!" the clown whines

"your such an amateur! i even head shoted some of them idiots* y/n giggles

"well that cannot go on with out a prize" he gives you a little plushie he got who knows where💀

you and nikolai were the only one left in the carnival its as if you rented the whole place pretty neat!

"hey hey!! y/n lets ride the carnival rides!!" nikolai says being overly excited

"sure but id enjoy riding something else" (ayo???)

"hm?" he tilts his head

"nothing lets go!" y/n laughs

you guys ride multiple rides including the carousel, bumper cars, roller coaster, and pirate ship! though after riding the pirate ship your legs were shaking (YO?!?)

next stop mall

eventually nikolai did get bored AND DECIDED TO DRIVE??? its okay you've always wanted to die! (jkjk)

he drives you to the nearest mall and decides to treat you! how kind!

"get anything you want dove! you've beaten me in every event we've hosted" he says in defeat

you smile at him

you decide to shop for a little while and get a shit ton of stuff better spend that doa money!

not much later you and nikolai hear sirens! oh no the police have had caught up to you

your time at the mall got cut short :(

nikolai offers his hand "hold my hand lets get outa here y/n!!" he giggles

you guys teleport to your apartment.

"you've done well today y/n!! you make me so happy!! he says while smiling at you with a hint of insanity

he gives you a kiss and eventually teleports away

OKAY SO GUYS HEAR ME OUT Y/n GOT SO TRAUMATIZED AT MURDERING PEOPLE THATS WHY SHE GOT SO SILENT AIGHT THIS WASNT BECAUSE I COUNLDT THINK OF ANYTHING I SWEAR!!!!