I'm working on a few things but I haven't posted in forever so have this for now
H = Harumi
T = Therapist
H- so yeah I was a kid and had awesome parents who I loved
T- ok...
H - Then because of stupid Lloyd the Great Devourer got released and my parents died
T- OH, um... continue
H- So then for the rest of my childhood I plotted against the ninja
T- Isn't that a bit harsh?
H- shut up he took everything away from me
T- ok...
H- So then I got adopted by the royal family, I never got a choice and they always made me have to be 'perfect'. They weren't my real family.
(Therapist confused)- ok, sounds.. bad?
H- Yeah then I started the Sons of Garmadon
(Therapist is a little scared)
H- Then the ninja came trying to stop them. I had to act like I 'liked' Lloyd. It was disgusting (lesbian Harumi real). Then he brought me right to the last oni mask I needed to revive Lord Garmadon. But then he found out I was the quiet one, we fought over the mask a bit, blah blah blah. Then he threw the mask over the edge of the pit.
T- And that ended your plans?
H- No actually, I jumped after it and almost fell off the cliff!! But then I put the mask on and left Lloyd in the cave to drown😊😊
T- To die?!
H- Yep, but sadly he didn't. Then I revived Garmadon. But it didn't work at first and I got arrested by the stupid ninja. It was a short but awful experience. But thankfully the ritual DID work and Garmadon released me from jail.
(insert therapist nodding and Harumi venting about the rest of her life)
H- And then I was on the top of the building and the building crumbled and I died!!
T- Wait what? Then how are you alive right now?
H- (thinks for a moment) Hmmm... thats a good question
The therapist quit their job after that
I love Harumi x therapy, best ship fr
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