Help in Science Class (Google Translate Edition)

Daddy Dreamy Weamy (UwU Edition)

Oh noes! My fwends need hewp in science cwass? That sounds scawy! I got up fwom bed to shawpen my dweam pen and fall asleep, but I fell off my toes! It feels so good to have my daddy do it 24/7, so I always twy it. But it landed on my butt and pants, and when my fwiends started laughing, my dweam phobia began to haunt me. The teacher sent me to the office and I had to explain what had happened. The diwector fired me for a week! That's not okay! The fact is that I wuv dweams, and I have no excuse to wowwy.