(recap) basically, a 7yo falls in love with a mirror that is around 140 years old; the mirror rejects Cardio and flies off into space.
Cardio lays on the ground, his heart has been shattered by the shatterable (a mirror). he needs to think of something to get that mirror back; it's his new life purpose. "I-... I must get that mirror back..." he said in a cold tone. he stands for the first time in 57 years (even though he's 7) "I will get that mirror back.." he speed walks over to his $388,272,827,837,283,628 house. (it was built it 0032 by dinosaurs) he opens the doors "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MIRROR WILL BE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" he takes his inhaler and destroys it. "REAL MEN DON'T NEED INHALERS! I'LL RID ALL I HAVE FOR MIRROR!" mean time in outer space with the mirror "yo, yo, yo! wassup my homie, peep, home slice." mirror says to an alien "bee ba bop bop" says the alien, it starts dancing viciously.
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HumorA boy named Cardio falls in loaf with a mirror; he's only 7 but he has a passion for it.
