^Fatass's pov^
TW: FATTY LAFFY
I walk out of the salon, feeling myself, thinking I look so hot and sexy. When I get stopped by an E girl"Uhm ew why df do you look like that fat ass"
What the hell?
Why did she call me ugly??
When i looked in the mirror i didnt look ugly... i look handsome!"Uhh are you blind!?" I jiggle my fat at her unknowingly "i look hot u bitch!"
"Wdf no u do NOT u need a liposuction actually scratch that you need to get a lobotomy go kill yourself you fat whore" she looked at me in disgust
What the hell is wrong with her eyes.. they clearly were lying to her im NOT fat. I weighed 790 pounds
And because im an anime fan that means im just made up of power, no fat what so ever!! I stepped on the scale and i broke it in half!!!
Heh guess im just too powerful for the human world..
I chuckled to myself
"No one understands me like my wifus.. I thought i found my other half... but no.. all girls who are actually guys are all the same.. i just needa stick with anime girls.."I sighed i still felt the pain of when he left me for Hugo...
I couldn't fathom why he had done it... you know.. i gave him everything i had! And he took it for granted..
*my alpha powers come out and i cant control myself*
*growls dominantly*
"I AM GONNA KILL HUGO"
I growled againI wouldn't let him get away with this!! I was gonna make sure they all would pay!!
I got my emo edge lord outfit on and devised a plan to get back at everyone who had wronged me
They would NEVER mess with me and my wifu are gonna get revenge but first time to find a wifu UWUAs i walking down to the bank again i seen a beautiful THICK MEXICAN
WIFU SHAKIN HA BOOYT (i love minorities) i went up to the wifu
And thought she was beautiful.."Hello😣" i said in a anime boy voice
"HAI UWU IM JAX NICE TO MEET U OWO WANNA BE MY ALPHA" she asked eagerly
"Oh-uh of course!! This is such a great opportunity for our plan!!" I said in sheer happiness
"Owo what plan😣"
"Dont worry sweetie ill tell you everything daddy will make sure you are caught up!Coverart!! by:
crustydogloverr_
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