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"Mr. Snerz, our readers desperately want to get to know the man beneath the Flerz. The Hervnick Z. Snerz that no one else sees. Can you tell us about him?"

"I'd rather not"

"Okay. Well, can you tell us about..."

"Uh-uh"

"Then, can you describe..."

"Pass"

"What's your response..."

"Behind the back pass"

"Sir, you're making this quite difficult"

"No look pass. Next question"

"Well, what about your love of animals? When did that begin? Your childhood, perhaps?"

"My childhood? There's no need to go into that"

Oh, so your childhood was... unremarkable, then?"

"Are you joking? Everything about me is remarkable! My childhood was fascinating! And I shall prove it to you, by describing my past in great detail. Prepare to be riveted!"

"Meanwhile, at the cabin, Guy's face felt quite funny. His smile kept smiling. His rainy days were now sunny. Excuse me! Can you come back later? I'm in the middle of a very important... Ugh! All right! Fine!"

"My childhood, where to begin? Well, I was always extraordinary, stupendous, and truly Snerzeriffic. Let us be clear about that. But I wasn't always the man you see before you. I was once... little. And when I was a little Snerz, I had a pet Flemur. He was the most magnificent Flemur in the history of Flemurs, and magnificence! Oh, me and my Flemur were as thick as thieves! I'm talking best friends forever and ever! It was the classic story of a boy and his Flemur. Everything was perfect... until one morning, my best friend... was gone!"

"Where'd he go?"

"The house was locked tight. He had to be somewhere inside, unless... someone had left the door open! That someone was my mother! It was all her fault! And we've never been the same since"

"Mr. Snerz, any comment on the emotion you're feeling right now?"

"Absolutely not! Emotion is for losers"

"Meanwhile, Gluntz and McWinkle were at a restaurant"

"I'm just one big emotion right now. I can't believe we lost our targets. We've got no leads. We've got no clues. We're the worst BADGUYS ever" gluntz cries.

McWinkle pats her head for comfort, addy in some new cloths frowns sadly at her.

McWinkle pats her head for comfort, addy in some new cloths frowns sadly at her

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"Hey, cheer up, kid. At least things can't get any worse"

"You're right! That's awesome!" She hugged him, addy laughed but McWinkle was annoyed.

"And they just got worse" gluntz lets him go.

Addy looks at him worried, she grabs his arm.

"Don't worry dad I'm sure you'll catch 'em" but then the maid came with menus.

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