london boy²

14- babies

imessage!

famiglia🍝🇮🇹🍕

giuliana- g🫶🏽
francis- france!🪿
nico-nice
santi- santi🫂
clara- mamma
alessandro- papà💘

g🫶🏽
i'd like to make sure you all know
that i am not pregnant
just bloated and messing with a
boy

mamma
good

papà💘
who is this boy

france!🪿
is it that crew boy

nice
it has to be

santi🫂
why not let her talk

g🫶🏽
this is why you're my favourite
brother santi💘

santi🫂
good

nice
fuck you two

france!🪿
they're just immature nico

g🫶🏽
ok gaslight yourselves for all i care

mamma
but you are not pregnant?

g🫶🏽
i am NOT pregnant
very much not pregnant
in fact i'm on my period

santi🫂
yay no babies🩸

g🫶🏽
baby free❗️

papà💘
good
shouldn't even be a concern

g🫶🏽
it isn't
i have one of those muggle
implants

mamma
no accidents

santi🫂
have you seen those pictures of
babies coming out with their
mom's IUDs

g🫶🏽
I LOVE THOSE

papà💘
they are funny
just make sure it's not you

g🫶🏽
of course papà
anyways i've got to pay attention
in class now
bye bye

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mrs. model

giuliana- g💘
penny- mrs. model

g💘
i saw that you screenshot my
story

mrs. model
i did

g💘
i'd just like to let you know that i
am NOT pregnant

mrs. model
i gathered

g💘
your son is just a cunt
excuse my language

mrs. model
he can be

g💘
anyways
i'm just bloated and wanted to
freak him out
did i?

mrs. model
you did

g💘
i'm glad

mrs. model
what'd he do

g💘
he told me he WANTS ME TO
HAVE HIS KIDS
but he still hasn't asked me out
even after i corrected him when he
assumed were dating because we
hook up

mrs. model
intersting

g💘
am i oversharing ?
considering you're his mom

mrs. model
no
i think that boy just needs to be
set straight
i say fuck his best friend
if you're into leo

g💘
i was thinking colin mclaggen
cause he hates that guy
which makes no sense to me because
he's very decent

mrs. model
we have bad history with his
father
and this girl named clara but that's
not a story for right now
colin is actually very nice so i say
go for it
but don't marry into the family
because his father looks like a sex
offender

g💘
THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

mrs. model
he really does
i wouldn't be surprised if he actually
is

g💘
me neither

mrs. model
how long are you going to keep
this pregnancy thing up?

g💘
i'm thinking i'll avoid him until
break and keep it until then
even pretend not to be drinking at
ezra's bday party

mrs. model
i love you so much
i think it's a brilliant plan
just take a bunch of pictures whilst
you're still bloated

g💘
oh you're so smart

mrs. model
anyways
lmk how it does

g💘
ofc tyyy

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c speaks!

kinda boring

:))