The Bathroom Baddie

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by Username_ig123

by Username_ig123

"Why are you here lol?" I demanded, stamping my foot onto the bathroom floor.

My lotions tumbled to the floor as he entered the room.

Great, he caught me in the middle of my skincare routine.

"Do you have a problem?" he asked, snapping his fingers as he spoke because he's so girlypop.

His athletic archaeologist titanic violin blue orbs stared straight into my bright orange orbs. I glanced up at his luscious golden rice locks and resisted the urge to rip them out by the roots.

"YES, BADDIE!" I screeched as I rolled lotion onto my face.

"My ever so GiRLy pOp lil brah told me to come, and sO wHaT?" Teru exclaimed as he tried to flip his luscious luscious golden rice locks but in reality his locks were not luscious or ricey enough.

"Just what kind of luscious lock product are you using? I use only the finest~~~~." I declared, flipping my own luscious not golden rice locks which were in fact the most luscious and ricey in town.

Teru looked at me as if he wanted me so bad. "UhM whaddya use anyway bestie?" He said after some DeEEp thoughts.

"Yor bath water," I yelled under my breath, staring off into the mirror at my goldan orange hazelnut brownish yellow orbs~.

"WHAT???!?!" He exclaimed softly, his cheesy blue oceanic atlantic minnesota orbs wandering above my head.

"The blood of my enemies!" I inquired, raising my water bottle (of teru's bath water uwu) like the magnificent sowrd it was.

Teru giggled shyly as his face turned bright red, while he scoffed at me. "Hehe sometimes I- I- I do the same owo."

I rolled my great yellow golden sunflower aquarium orange sunset piano orbs at the mirror, seeing his pacific zoology porpoise footprint atlantic tapdancer orbs reflected back at me.

The bell then rang. I knew Teru had to get to class when I heard the tumultuous melodic flamboyant uprorus peeling pineapple sound of the bell.

With that, Teru fled out of the bathroom slowly, taking his time. His unluscious and writhy locks were so not slaying. And his orbs were not at all the rizz I wanted. Yet somehow, he was s-s-s-s-omehow a-a-a-attractive... tbh.

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Partial credit to @imsosocool