1. "I'm sorry I showed my thingy, okay!?" (He was chasing a random person in his truck and yelling that out to them lmao-)
2. "No I didn't kill him... But I did kidnap his wife!" (He kidnapped Martin's wife and put her in the back of a car-)
3. "Fuck you, Fuck your pizza, Fuck everything it stands for!" (In the beginning of Bury the Hatchet he was talking to Michael over the phone)
4. "Oh that's right! Now go. I need to meditate.. or masturbate. Or maybe both!" (At the end of Nervous Ron)
5. "Let's go Cupcake!" (Fighting a random person on the street-)
6. "Well I gotta fuck someone.. Do you want me to fuck you instead is that the problem here? ...Take off your pants, cowboy let's fuck, alright? Let's fuck," (In the beginning of mr. Phillip's-)