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𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: You don't know anything about me!
𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
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𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: Don’t worry, I have a permit.
𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.
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𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲:
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: I like you.
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𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
𝐑𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲: You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!
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