so Im rewriting this stupid fucking fic, how are you guys?

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Quick A/N: Toby is 20-21, Ben is 21-22, Jeff is 24, Jack is 26.  Yeah. okay enjoy!!



























Murderers, thats what they were

But, not the only things they were.

They were also homophobic




JOKING aside, what were these monsters up to? Bringing their victims to shady shacks to torture them? Hanging heads on their walls? Painting with rotting blood?

Well...




Jeff spread out over Jack's lap as he typed away on his phone, similar to a cat

"Can you stop that"

"Uhhhhhhh..." Jeff paid him no mind, draping a leg around his neck

"GUYS!!!!!" Ben kicked open his bedroom door "Guys! Guys! Guys! We have a day off tomorrow!"

"YAY!" The duo cheered from the couch

"What are we- ek- fuck! Going to do then?" Toby looked up from his spot infront of the TV

"We do what hot people do! Nothing!"

"Yeah!" Jeff and Jack cheered again

"But- that's boring!"

"Oh hush, everything is boring to ya tobes, go like...uh...what the hell do you do for fun?"

"I don't have fun"

"Perfect! Do that!"

"I don't wanna do that!" Toby stood up "We have to do at least something!"

"Well..." Jack rested a hand on Jeff's abdomen mindlessly, earning complaint "We could always set a bush on fire...orr....the lake....or....eat?......kill someone?"

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