Spooky Macaroni

Stupid twinks will bang each other and die. how's that for ya?

"Woo! Mission! Accomplished!" Toby cheered, bouncing up and down

"Accomplished, id say." Jeff rolled his eyes, staring the mauled corpse down "Debating on defacing it, burning it, or gutting it"

"Why not- ah! All three?"

"Your a fucking genius Tobias."

Toby and Jeff came tramping back into the house, soaked head to toe in blood and dragging a trash bag behind them

"Pspspsps! Jackieeee!!! Lunchtime!"

"Jeff- i- are you kidding me?!" Ben stood there appalled "I just mopped and your tracking blood into the house?!"

"Ben, are you kidding me?! I don't care."

Jack dropped down onto the bag from seemingly nowhere and torn it open, going face first into it

"Ew! Jack! In the doorway?! Disgusting!" Toby backed up, cracking his neck. The animal ignored him, tail swinging as he torn into the guts

"I'm not cleaning that up. Nuh uh. You two are!"

"Why us?! It's jack- ack! getting his nasty guts on the floor!"

"You guys brought it inside in the first place!"

Jack finally ripped his head out the bag, chewing on someunidentifiable morsel of flesh

"Pft...wow, I remember that night like it was yesterday!" Jeff cackled "You sick bastard, you could of brought it to the kitchen!"

"....Are they-...are they seriously flirting right now?-..."

"What the fuck."

"Yeah...what the fuck...."

Ben and Toby only watched on in mild horror as Jeff dragged the bags remains into the kitchen, Jack trailing close behind. All the while the emo was cracking morbid jokes about it

"Uh..so..." Toby cracked his neck again

"Take a shower. You look like you just died yourself"

"Aw" he frowned

Now with wet hair and the floor clean, Toby flopped back onto his bed.

"Ughhh.... so much work today!"

He closed his eyes and crossed his hands over his chest. He needed a na-

The whole cabin shook as Jeff slammed into the wall "OW!! MOTHER- FUCK!!!! YOU BITCH!"

"JEFF! WHAT THE- FUCK- HELL?!" Toby sat up, apparently too fast because he got lightheaded immediately

"BEN HAPPENED!"

"....DID YOU TRY TO FOLLOW HIM THROUGH THE WALL?"

".........NO!"

"liarrrrr!!!!" Bens voice called from somewhere in the house.

Toby groaned, throwing a pillow over his face