When I got to catering I saw some of my beat friends SHANNIE, triple H, Shawnie, Shield, and Brock Lesnar. "Guys!!!" I yelled "Ericka" I ran over and jumped into Brock's arms giving him a hug doing it to everyone else. When I got to Shawnie I flopped in his lap an kissed his cheek. "Hi Shawnie" I said. "Hi Ericka". I stole some if shawnies food while he wasebt looking. Triple h saw an I'Shhhh' him when Shawnie turned around and went to grab a fry he touched nothing. "hey who ate my fries" he said. Everyone said no one and then he turned to me "Ericka did you eat my fries" "maybe I did maybe I didn't". "Ericka hardy, kane to the gorilla please, Ericka and Kane to the gorilla please" came the intercom. Well bye guys u gotta go wrestle the bug red monster. Be careful Ericka said SHANNIE. "Relax he won't hurt me he only loves me and only talks to me and his brother undertaker. Speaking of which where is my undertaker at". "He's in the locker room now go Ericka" said Shawnie "OK bye love you guysssssss!!!!" I shouted.I went to the gorilla and started stretching, Kane came up and clapped my back "Hey Kane" "Hey Ericka".
'County road 233 under my feet nothing under this wild old rock but lil Ol me
I got 2 miles til he makes bail
and if I'm right were heading straight for hell
I'm going home load my shotgun wait bye the door with a cigeratte
If he wants a fight well know hes hit one
and he aunt send me crazy slapped my face and shook me like a rag doll
Dont that sound like a real man
I'm gonna show em what little girls are mad of
Gunpowder and lead'. After it hit gunpowder and lead I walked out "an introducing first from Anchorage,Alaska weighing in at 125 lbs Ericka Hardyyyyyyy" Lilly Garcia said. I walked down the ramp and back flipped into the ring. "And her Challenger from ft Myers,FL weighing in at 280 lbs Kaneeeee". He walked in the ring and the ref asked if we were ready after we gave our 'Yes' he rung the bell. Me and Kane locked up and uflipped him over my back I started punching him in the face, he got back up and pushed me into the turn buckle and rammed his shoulders into my gut therefore kept telling Kane to get me out of the corner and he irished whipped me. I slammed to the floor and right when he was about to pick me up I hit my feet really hard into his knees making him fall. I got up quickly and got on his back to do the GTS. I tightened my arm around his neck and he kept staggering. Kane flipped me over his shoulder and I got back up and I bounced off the roped and clothes lined him to the floor 1...... 2 Kane kicked out at 21/2. He got up and choke slammed me. When he did that I tried to slap him buy it was to late 1.... 2.... I kicked out and crawled to the ropes. And swat on bomb him. 1.... ...2.... 3...... "And you're winner Ericka Hardyyyyyyy" said Lilly. Yhe ref raised my arms and i picked up my favorite vug red monster and shook his hand. I rolled out of the ring and walked up the ramp. I kept getting 'Good Job' by everyone since no diva was able to put away the big red monster. I walked to catering and got 3 monsters and wkdd to the brothers of destruction locker room. I knocked and undertaker opened it and walked in. "Good in Ericka" thanks taker. Then Kane walked in "Hey Kane good job buddy thanks Ericka you to" I threw a monster at him and gave taker his. The 3 of us just sat ontbe ouch watching the end if raw since we all finished our matches. I took a couple of photos of my on Kane's shoulders and set them to taker and Kane. U set it as my lock screen. Everyone knows that only me and taker can talk/ get along with kane. "Well I love hanging out with you to but I am extremely bored . any ideas?" "Well we could go to catering and and put a exploding rock candy in a cupcake and give it to Shannon." Taker said "alright let's GI do it" when we got the exploding rick candy and out it in a cupcake we gave it to SHANNIE and he yelled "ERICKA" me taker and kane went tibthe lockeroom laughing and locked the door.
