The Doctor, Rose Tyler, and Martha, join Facebook.
The Doctor: someone in London told me about this social media thing where you can talk to anyone you want to ever, so I decided to try it out...
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Rose Tyler: heyyyyy Doctor, I didn't know you could reach someone from a completely different demention?! How's it goin?!
The Doctor: hey rose! I never thought I'd hear from you again! Are you doin ok?!
Rose Tyler: I'm doin fine! How bout you?
The Doctor: I'm great. I'm so happy that you are as well!
Rose Tyler: you didn't replace me, did you?!
The Doctor: nooooo...😳😁
Rose Tyler: so who is she? Tell me so I can find this version of her and give her a piece of my mind! or, I guess a piece of my fist in her face!
The Doctor: since when did you become so violent?
Rose Tyler: since I grew up. (Since I found out you Replaced me)
The Doctor: 😳.......
Martha: since when were you ever grown up?!
Rose Tyler: who the heck are you?!
Martha: a sort of official time traveler. And I already know who you are.
Rose Tyler: oh really...
Martha: yes really. You used to be The Doctor's companion, but that is old news, I'm the news as of now.
Rose Tyler: 😡*mad emoticons* 😤
The Doctor: Ladies ladies, please, there's plenty of crazy Doctor Who fan girls out there! I rather not add you two to the list!
Doctor Who Fan Girls: AHHHHHHHH! it's him, it's really him! Get him!!!!!!
The Doctor: holy crap! They found me! I have to go. Ahh!!!
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Martha: I think we got off on the wrong foot.
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Rose Tyler: I think your right...
Martha: really?! 😮
Rose Tyler: ya. I think that I should have got off on my other foot, the one I can swing a whole lot harder at your other demention face!
Martha blocked Rose Tyler
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The Doctor: ......... What in the name of Galefray happened!?!
Martha: Rose, that's what.
The Doctor: .......
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Rose Tyler: 😢
The Doctor: I heard what happened with you and Martha...
Rose Tyler: I'm sorry Doctor... Can you tell her something for me?
The Doctor: ya, sure. What is it?
Rose Tyler: can you tell her...
The Doctor: ya?.....
Rose Tyler: that she's a good for noth*
Rose Tyler has been kicked off of Facebook
The Doctor: they love me. They all love me. 😋
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The Doctor: hey Martha?
Martha: ya?
The Doctor: was getting Rose Tyler kicked off really necessary?
Martha: .......
The Doctor: why did you have to do it?
Martha: she was being really mean and sh*
The Doctor: and you weren't?!
Martha: :'( I'm sorry. I am soooo sorry.
The Doctor: it's okay. I forgive you, but if would have been nice if you both would have given each other a chance.
Martha: I'll try to make it up to you. to you And Rose Tyler. I'm sorry. :'(
The Doctor: please don't cry, I forgive you.
Martha: really?
The Doctor: yes, really.
Martha: thank you Doctor. Thank you! :}
The Doctor: but seriously, why were you am at her. were you fighting over me? were you jealous?
Martha: um...no.......
(Martha has logged out of Facebook)
The Doctor: yep, they still love me
(The Doctor has logged out of Facebook)
