The Daleks, The Cybermen, and Rose have joined Facebook
The Doctor: me and Martha just oblivorated, like, 50 Daleks. :)
457 likes 25 dislikes
Martha: seriously, who would "dislike" The Doctor's news?!
The Daleks: we are the Daaaaleks, and we will "dislike" The Doctors news. >:/
The Cybermen: oh, we would as well.
Martha: Why!?! The Doctor Rocks!!!
The Daleks: no, he definitely is Not awesome!
Martha: but he is!
The Daleks: not!
Martha: is!
The Daleks: not!
Martha: is!
The Daleks: not!
Martha: is!
The doctor: OMG! please, what the heck! all of you! stop arguing!
The Daleks: why should we listen to you, our arch nemesis?
The Doctor: because if you don't... I'll report all of you and get you all kicked off!
The Daleks: you wouldn't dare...
The Doctor: try me.
The Daleks: um... We'd rather not.
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Martha: >:)
The Doctor: what is that look for?
Martha: I have done something...
The Doctor: okayyyyy..... What did you do?
Martha: I...T.P'd the Slitheen's spaceship. >:)
The Doctor: you what!?!
Rose: that was a really stupid move, even I know that.
Martha: and you are?...
Rose: I'm Rose.
Martha: I figured that much.
Rose: I don't want to get into another fight wit you, I would honestly rather be, let's see, I don't know, friends with you.
Martha: wait, what do you mean, another fight with me?
Rose: you got me kicked off, remember?
Martha: I didn't get anyone kicked off.
Rose: sure...
The Doctor: OMG! girls please. Rose, Martha, calm yo-self's
Martha: I never wanted to fight with you, so I accept your offer.
Rose: good. :)
Martha: :)
The Doctor: I'm glad that's all cleard up. :)
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The Cybermen: we are here on a mission.
The Doctor: and what might that be?
The Cybermen: we are here.....
Rose: why are you here?!
Martha: rose! don't interrupt!
Rose: sorry. Please continue.
The Cybermen: thank you. We re here...
The Cybermen miss a call from Rose
Martha: Rose, seriously!
Rose: sorry, but I just have to know!
The Doctor: they were just about to get to that!
Rose: Ohhhhh...
The Cybermen: anyways, We are here... To Party!!!
Rose: yessss!!!
Martha: ?
The Doctor: and why are you here to party?
The Cybermen: because we heard that someone here Rocked and was awesome!!!
Martha: that person would be The Doctor. :D
The Cybermen: ohhhhh. well everyone, the party is officially off.
Rose: what?! why!?!
The Cybermen: because he is our enemy, not our friend, so he is not awesome. He killed many of our kind.
Martha: well he kinda had a right to and he had no choice...
The Cybermen: ?
Rose: you were trying to kill him first so he ha to fight back...
Martha: and he just happened to be better than you.
The Doctor: and they were the human kind before they were yours, so BURN!!!
Martha: you need some ice for that burn?! (lol)
The Cybermen: no, we do not feel anything, but you on the other hand, no wait, you are just as feelingless and heartless as us...
Rose: ooo, that stung.
Martha: seriously? so not helpin the cause!
The Doctor: I still think I am awesome-er than all y'all.
The Cybermen: whatev's. we have some villages to raid and some humans to incinerate. later'z
(The Cybermen have logged off of Facebook)
Rose: lol
Martha: what?
Rose: it's just that those Cybermen!
Martha: those Cybermen what?
Rose: they seemed to be trying to sound cool or whatever, saying "whateve's" and "later'z". I mean, seriously, lol!
Martha: that that I think about it, that is sort of funny. XD
The Doctor: how is that funny?
Martha: because they are totally Not cool, yet they were trying so hard to be cool...
Rose: therefore, it is hilarious! XD
The Doctor: whatever. I'm gonna do some repairs on the TARDIS and try to evaluate what in the heavy you just said, because I am very smart.
(The Doctor has logged out of Facebook)
Rose: Man he can get technical sometimes
Martha: true dat. so, do you wanna go T.P. some more enemy's?
Rose: sure, sounds fun!
(Martha and Rose have logged out of Facebook)
