She sneeringly observed her friend. The school corridors were shiny.
Monica: Was it really worth it?
Logan: One make-out session before and one after.... But imagine how much he'll suffer when we tell him Asia is not coming back! And then I have this!
He happily pulled out his cell phone.
Monica: What about the other side effects?
Logan: Only joy for me!
The morning passed and suddenly at the exit they saw the boy approaching.
Derek: Where did you get the new cell phone you had in class?
Logan: I um...
He felt the hook in his stomach.
Monica: He borrowed it from Asia.
"Oh fuck."
Derek: That's why she hasn't answered me since yesterday.
He felt himself being grabbed by the neck.
Logan: Monica help...
Monica: I had tried to warn you.
Derek: Listen here sissy, - he was furious - I'm going to ask Asia out this afternoon and if she stands me up I'll come looking for you.
Logan: Don't worry, I'm sure Asia won't stand you up. Actually.
Derek: I hope for you.
"What am I doing? There must be another way..."
Logan: But you have to know that she's my friend and she's not going to like you....
Here came the second hook to the stomach.
Derek: Then if she stands me up or is not as sweet as yesterday I suppose I know who to blame.
Then they saw him walk away.
Monica: Did you really have to talk? Are you really that stupid?
Logan: Please don't talk about side effects.
Monica: Don't worry Asia, you will experience them this afternoon. - She burst out laughing - And you'll have to be as sweet and affectionate as yesterday by the way.
Logan: That's not funny.
Monica: You've practically thrown yourself into a pit.She squeezed the boy's forearm tightly.
Derek: Did you have a good time this afternoon?
Logan: Absolutely! You are so nice and kind!
"Gross. I can't believe I ended up in this situation."
The little alley was quite brightly lit. He felt the boy's arms on his waist. He raised his hands hugging him around the neck.
"Look what I have to do."
He was caught an arm and slammed to the wall. He heard something break, a clanking sound.
Derek: You are so beautiful Asia.
He felt the kisses follow each other.
"I want to die, it was totally not worth it."
They took selfies of each other as they kissed and so ended up on both cell phones in the background. Snuggled in Derek's arms as he was kissed.
Logan: You and I...
Derek: I usually wait weeks but you really hit me too hard. You are so sweet, shy and beautiful, practically perfection.
He felt the kisses follow each other again.
"I have to find a way to stop this."
Logan: I just don't want to come across as someone who jumps on you as soon as ...
Derek: Don't worry. - She interrupted him - As soon as I saw you I decided you were going to be my new girlfriend. Now you are.
"Okay I'm screwed."
In the evening he was driven to his friend's house and greeted Derek by kissing him on the mouth. He walked in shocked.
Monica: How did it go?
Logan: I can still smell him. I have to get out of this costume!
He began to undress. Remaining in his underwear he turned to have his zipper unzipped.
Monica: Logan you know right that only by the zipper can you unzip and take off the costume?
Logan: Yes. Pull it down so I can take it off?
Monica: Did you happen to hear a clanking sound?
Logan: Oh fuck.
Monica: It's obviously snapped and taken off....
Logan: What are you talking about?
He took it in front of a mirror. The costume stretched without a single tear or sign of a zipper as if it were just his skin.
Monica: With the zipper removed the fake skin came together becoming one.
Logan: No! No! Please don't!
She burst into tears.
Monica: It's too attached to your skin, can't I unzip it with knives or something?
Logan: How do I get this fucking costume off?
Monica: I really have no idea.
She felt faint.
Logan: I don't want to stay there Derek's girlfriend! He's been calling me a sissy for years....
Monica: Clearly he had seen the future.
He stared at her shocked.
Monica: It was a joke.
Logan: I can't leave him or he'll beat me up as soon as he sees me in masculine!
Monica: Why didn't you shut up.
Logan: I'm his little girlfriend!
Monica: Because you wanted a cell phone.
Logan: He burst into tears.
Monica: I'll call the service center tomorrow come on.Continued...

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The Anti-Bully Disguise
HumorLogan along with his friend Monica devises a plan to avoid getting beaten up outside school--a perfect disguise! Unfortunately for him all too perfect....