I'm bored, so I'm going to make it everyone's problem. So, I will be writing a Shrek x Ronald McDonald story here.
This is a fucking joke, so I did not write it good. It's meant to be horrible.
And I also fucking despise the Shrek movies, so I don't know what the fuck
Shrek was in need of some food. His little disgusting swamp home whatever the fuck was out of food.
Shrek was moneyless.
But Shrek was still hungry.
He pulled up to the local McDonalds in his little fucking golf cart, and pulled out his handy gun, like a fucking American. Although, this isn't the US.
He then ate Ronald McDonalds juice ass instead of shooting the nauseating, unappetizing earthlings who chose to eat McDonalds.
The end.
