Hurricane Roll: Super Smash Bros. (Volume 2)

Chapter V: Psychic Standoff

We were face to face with Masked Man from Mother 3. "Where's Lucas? He run away like always?" Claus said. "What did you say about Lucas?! Let's kick this bastard's ass!" Ness said. I did not see that one coming.
"Your wish is my command." said I. I ran at him and he used PSI to push me back. "Let me get him. I'll take this loser out quickly." Ness said confidently.
"We should let him have this one. Don't stand in Ness's way." Link said.
We followed the order and watched how Ness handled the situation,
He started off with his signature PK Thunder. That hit him.
Claus pulled out his sword. He went in for a shot. Ness countered with his bat. I mean it has withstood Bowser and sent him flying. I think it's safe to say it didn't do much.
Speaking of flying, he took out the wings. I love playing as Ness so I know he doesn't have the best air game. We saw him struggle.
Masked Man was too fast and he dodged PK Thunder and Flash. Ness doesn't have the upper hand right now. Link shot an arrow from behind the action and it struck his wing.
Ness looked behind himself with this pissed off look. Link shrugged with that "what I had to" look. You know the one.
This kid was grounded. Apparently that did something else to him. "What am I doing?! Mother wouldn't have wanted me to do this!" He said in a scared voice. But then it swapped back to his demonic voice. "But Master Porky would." He then got into an argument with himself.
"No I won't!" "Yes I will!" "No!" "Yes" Rock shouted to me! "Parker use the shock blade!' Of course the weapon used to stun and reprogram Roll!
I ran really fast and then tapped the helmet. Both voices screamed and Claus/Masked Man fell to the ground. "I'll take him." Rock said. He started to reprogram him and about and hour later he was fixed.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt anyone." Claus said apologetically. "It's okay, but um, how would you like to join us on our quest to defeat Tabuu?" Ness said.
"Anything to defeat that asshole. I?m in" Claus said heroically. "Nice let's go!" Link said. "We're coming Midnight." Marth whispered. Me and Ella looked at each other with sympathy for Marth.
Until we heard "Long time no see!" said ???. "You!" Everyone but me and Claus said in sync.