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Not a morning person- style

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Kyle: 18

Stan: 18

Au: Kyle is Not a Morning Person.. (me fr)

Stans pov

It was around 9:00 am when I woke up. I normally wake up before Kyle because he loves to sleep in but today I woke up late. Huh.. that's strange.

I pulled the covers off of me and got out of bed. I slowly began walking to the kitchen to get my morning coffee. Once I opened the door to the kitchen I saw kyle, half awake making coffee.  I smile at the sight of him. His big fluffy red hair was all messy and he was wearing short shorts with my hoodie. Adorable. I began walking over to him.

"Good morning~!" I said while hugging him from behind.

He hummed in response.

"Are you not gonna respond love?" I asked

"Stan.. it's early in the morning, can you please shut the fuck up..?" " Kyle answered.

"Someone's an angry boy.." I said.

"My angry boy.." I whispered under my breathe.

Kyles pov

I could feel my face getting red. I'm used to Stan calling me nicknames like love or dear but this was different. I don't know why this made me feel different. I'm so confused.

Stan suddenly turned me around so I was facing him. I saw the light blush that was around his cheeks. He looked so hot. Ok I need to calm the fuck down. He began to lean in closer and closer until our faces were inches apart. I quickly connected our lips. He put his hands on my waist and I put my hands behind his neck. He then picked me up while I put my feet around his waist. We finally unconnected our lips to breathe. Stan began to grow a smirk on his face. We then reconnected our lips for yet another long passionate kiss. God I love him so much. 

He slowly began walking to the couch where he sat down with me in his lap. Our lips never unconnecting. After another few minutes of kissing we finally broke apart. I was out of breathe but Stan was just fine.

"Can we..can we take this to the room..?" Stan asked while winking

"It's too early in the morning to do that!" I yelled

"Fine can we atleast do it later?"

"Fine.."

Stan smiled as I we began to cuddle on the couch and watch tv.

Bonus (no pov)

Kyle was making food in the kitchen when Stan walked in and hugged kyle from the back. Kyle jumped at Stan's touch. Stan smirked as he picked up kyle.

"Can we do it now~?" Stan smirked

"Stan it's only been 2 hours.." kyle said annoyed

"Damn it.." stan Said while putting kyle down

Kyle gave stan a kiss on the cheek. "How abt later tonight?"

"Sounds good to me!" Stan said smiling

Kyle laughed as his boyfriend happily hugged him. He loved Stan he loved him so much. He never wanted to let go of the hug.

Then Kyle smelled something burning And remembered the eggs.

"Shit shit!" Kyle yelled as he pushed Stan onto the floor.

"Owww! Dude!" Stan screamed from the floor.

"Oh your fine you crybaby" Kyle answered annoyed

"Oh well your gonna be the crybaby tonight" Stan laughed at his own joke

Kyle then kicked Stan in the leg and stan processed to scream again

Idiots.

A/n: HEY EVERYONE SORRY IF THIS CHAPTER MAKES NO SENSE I KINDA MADE IT IN A RUSH -u- SO SORRY ABT THAT BUT TY FOR ALMOST 1k READS 💗💗💗 I RLLY APPRECIATE IT. I love all of you sm! have a good night/day/afternoon ( also would y'all be ok if I did a part 2 but it would have smut? I would like to ask y'all first..)

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