In which, Natan Rain Magbanua, a chaotic teenager with a chaotic life tries to find a girlfriend, but instead of a girl, he found a boy.
This is shit but since im bored, i figured, why nourrtt?? also this is a crackstory sourr i dourr knaurr what im...
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╔══════╗ 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭. ╚══════╝
"Putek pre, hanggang ngayon single ka parin" Sabi ni Christian habang kumakain kami, oo nga no, simula nong nag break kami ni.... Jenjen, Jenna Bautista, yung ex ko.
Eh, sino ba namang siraulo ang mag sta-stay ng relationship sakanya. Fresh out of mental yun ah. Charot.
'Pake mo ba?'
Sasabihin ko sana pero may biglang nag tumbling papunta sa table namin.
"Bat 🤸♀️ malungkot 🤸♀️ ang 🤸♀️ beshy 🤸♀️ ko?"
"Yan tumbling ka ng tumbling baka makita pa namin yung ben ten mo na brief sa kakatumbling mo" Sabi ni Zenri habang sinusubuan ng karne si Nolan.
"Ate Zenri please kaya ko naman pong mag kain na ako lang, hindi nyo na po kailangang subuan ako, muka tayong couple eh" Sabi ni Nolan habang kinakain ang mga sinusubo ni Zenri.
"Couple mo muka mo, di kanga maka kuha miski-isang babae" Sagot ni Zenri.
"Ouch, ang sakit mo naman Zenzen, wala ka ngang jowa eh" Lance said.
"Excuse me? reserved nako"
"At sino naman yan?" I asked teasingly.
"Mamamo blue" Sabi niya, tangina bat nadamay pa nanay ko??
"Namo nagdadamay ka ng pamilya eh, una tatay ko, ngayon nanay ko naman?"
"Ay syempre, mama mo blue, tatay mo red, ikaw naging yellow" She said rolling her eyes at me, tangina, adopted ba 'ko?
"MR. RONIEL MAGBANUA, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" Sabi ni Lance habang tumatawa.
"TANGINA MO LANCELOT"
"GAGO MUKA BA AKONG BADING NA NAG E-ESPADA??"
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