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xabi: guTEN MORGEN MEINE FREUNDE

sergio: omg

xavi: whAT HAVE THOSE BLOODY GERMANS DONE TO U XABI

de gea: xavi why are you british all of a sudden

xavi: dont ask

Fabregas!!!: is it just me or is gerard checking himself out

niña: i wouldnt blame him tbh

jesús: me too tbh

marc: same tbh

de gea: ok tbh

álvaro: tbh tbh

me (cap): tbh?

nando: tbh.

nando: maybe tbh can be our always?

isco: gUYS

xabi: noOOOOO NOT AGAIN FRANCISCO

niña: i'm like hey what's up hello

llorente: hey what's up hello

niña: sit yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door

sergio: oH

Fabregas!!!: whY ARE U TALKING ABOUT EDENS ASS LIKE THAT

niña: i just wanna chill got a sack for us to roll

nando: ...do u smoke weed

pedro: smoke marijuana we get so high

niña: married to the money introduced her to my stove

gerard: how tf do u introduce money to ur stove??

sergio: "heres some cash stove"

niña: showed her how to whip now she remixin for low

xabi: foR LOW ??

xabi: liKE JOACHIM LOW ???

diego: itS LÖW

álvaro: LOEW

xabi: doNT CORRECT ME I KNOW WHAT IM DOING

niña: she my trap queen let her hit the bando

llorente: what's a trap queen

juan: trap the queen?

de gea: the real question is

de gea: who is the trap queen

diego: aaaNNDDDD HES DONE IT AGAAIIN

de gea: *plays britney spears music* oops i did it again

andrés: badum tss

niña: we be countin up watch how far them bands go

niña: we just set a goal talkin matchin lambos

nando: whOSE GOAL IS TO TALK AND MATCH LAMBOS

xavi: whats a lambos

niña: oh mY GOD I JUST CHOKED

me (cap): chOKED ON WHAT

Fabregas!!!: u know what it is

gerard: ewWW FABREGAS NOO

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