"Wait- if we were destined to meet each other-.." I looked at Bobo as I connected the dots. "We were meant to like... Love each other?.." Bobo's face flushed a deep red as
his eyes widened. "AH!-" He flinched, realizing the situation. Dawn ruffled her hair and smiled at us, "Well, I would consider it a good thing, you know?" She
smiled, stepping in between me and Bobo, resting her hands on our shoulders. "If you thing about it metaphorically-". "SHUT THE HELL UP, DAWN! THIS ISN'T ABOUT THEIR
LOVE THIS IS ABOUT US GETTING OUT OF A FUCKING LEGO GAME!" Neven hissed, crossing his arms. Dawn paused and looked at Neven, giving him a nasty look. "Shut the
fuck up before I pull that ratty cheap wig right off your scalp." Cyri blinked, "Woah..-" Bobo was still slightly blushing, processing the scenario. I thought about it
too.. What if it was all planned?.. Hmm... Well.. I still don't care, even if it was written on some irrelevant writing app with a goofy name, I still love him. He's probably the
best thing that's happened to me in months.. And he deserves the world. (Aww... We don't give two flying spinning fucks, Jard<3) Bobo adjusted his visor nervously and gave
me a sheepish smile. Leo raised an eyebrow, "Alright buddy, don't go all lovey dovey on us here-". " Oh no the fuck you don't." Neven pointed at Leo and Clay. "Fuck you, and
fuck him. You talk about lovey dovey, and I am NOT letting go of the fact that y'all and uncensored Sims Wahoo action.." Neven looked at them in disgust. "And I'd do it
again, motherfucker." Clay crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. Cyri covered his mouth and bit down giggles. "All of you need to get back on track." Bo said firmly, sighing softly.
I rubbed my head and nodded, "Right.. The guy.." Dawn put her hands in her pockets and thought. "Why the hell does that depressed gay boy only show up for 5
seconds." Asher flicked the back of her head, "I am going to disembowel you." Dawn squeaked. "You know what, I am gay and depressed, but that was just a lucky
guess..-" Asher started before Bo and Clay began talking. "You seem fruitier..- What did you do-.." Leo interrupted. "I have read way to much BL and yaoi. I have seen
new absurd things that will never leave my mind." (Nah, Bj Alex chp. 84-89 🤧) Leo stared and just awkwardly stepped back. "Nobody asked for your villain arc, the
fuck-" Neven raised an eyebrow. Asher rubbed his eyes and groaned, "Dude, I'm tired out of my good damn mind. Why the hell are we even here? I haven't even
thought about y'all in three whole months." I blinked and slightly tilted my head. "I think that was a 4th wall break..." I uttered, looking at Bobo. "You're here because we
need you, okay?.." Bo rested his hand on Ashers shoulder and looked at him with exhaustion. "No one here has needed me and months, but I'll make an acception
because you're cute and I'm gay. Talk." He shrugged Bo's hand off and waited, his hands in his pockets. Bo looked slightly taken aback but let out a flattered sigh.
"Uhm.. Okay?.. We just had one request, if you were willing to hel-". "Cmon pookster, literally just ask." Asher grumbled, putting his hood up. Neven pushed in front of Bo. "Eat a
dick, and also take us outta here, homo." He spat. Asher paused and looked at Neven weirdly, "I planned on it, and also, have you no manners?" Clay sighed and crossed his
arms. "Listen, it would be better if you just let us out now, alright?" He said quietly, giving the group a knowing look. "Because we all know you have no intention of doing
another chapter until the fucking FNaF movie comes out." Clay elbows Asher and steps back. "Wow, it's almost like I wrote you and you know my every move." He
shrugged. "So... Do I just wave a cute little fairy wand and 'hocus pocus' you are now no longer lego whores?.." He tilted his head partially. "Would that work?" Cyri scratched
his cheek and looked at each of the members of the group. "Bruh. This is wattpad, unspeakable things are possible." Neven rolled his eyes. "I know exactly what
to do." Asher pulled out his lucky charm (my cute lil MLB reference 😇) "MIRACULOUS LADYBUG! 🐞". Bobo spoke out quickly, "STOP BREAKING THE 4TH W-"
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RomanceThis goofy story is about two literal evade legos that I gave personality. Bobo x Jard. Occasionally Rebel x Defect Rebel but probably briefly. I have decent writing skills(?) so this should at least have a good plot if not a good plot and good writ...