Well I guess you were bored enough to click on my "story" so welcome to my life where I will be doing the writing and you'll be doing the reading🍓. So how was your day lovely people I will probably never meet. Well since you at are probably fucking bored to death by my writing here: look at the photo above. It's sooo kawaii (cute) it's pudgy little body😻😝
Well since you don't know me here's 11 facts about me:
1. I feel like a predator or a loner because it says "future friends" like the fuck? Stranger danger bitch. But I'm really not a creep or anything (you being fucking suspicious as hell😑😑 thinking that's what a predator would say) I feel like I'm digging my own damn grave here so... NEXT QUESTION! please...
2. I have black hair but I bleached and colored the bottom half of my hair pink hence the book cover having a girl with pink hair
3. I can't swim for shit.
4. I love any wheat products
5. I can't do my own make up... I know I'm lame BUT IM AMAZING AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
6. I'm a feminist but also a tree unicorn waffle.
7. I don't believe in marriage.
8. I will legit fuck you up if you disrespect me or my family
9. I'm allergic to fucking DOGS, CATS GRASS AND MILK😫😫
10. I disregard my allergies but will still play with any pet and eat any dairy products.
11. I'm nice not a pushover (there's a difference) and I respect everyone that respects me.
Well that's all, I love you peeps and have a nice whatever day it is for you🎉
- THE ODD READER THAT LOVES WAFFLES
YOU ARE READING
My Mind and thoughts are now in public..Weird
RandomHi I'm a newbie at writing rants and thoughts so buzz buzz mother fuckers. Well this book as you can read is about my ideas, thoughts, advice, mindless speeches about bees and other random ass shit because if you are bored you make "great choices"...
