Eren pov
"hey guys I found your son, he's over there with his baby boy!". "annie you owe me 20 dollars, 15 packs of gummies , and 200 glocks bitch"."fine you son of a-" "say it and watch how hard I punch you in yo shit" Levi cut her off ."calm down Levi no need to get violent" I said.
"Hey mama i told you I was a top"
"Hey Armin you want a pet neko?"asked erwin and levi
"Hell yeah, where is it mama?"
"It's at home in your room"
" FUCK yeah thanks mama thanks mom"
" Wait who taught him how to cuss"."levi, it was eren and hange" said Connie like he was innocent."WTH CONNIE YOU GONNA GET US KILLED BY LEVI AND ERWIN!!"yelled hange and I
Connie pov
With that we all went home "baby boy come on,I have a surprise for you" Armin said. 'Hehe he doesn't know that he will be MINE all MINE' armin thought to himself "ok daddy" Connie said "WTH ARMIN" yelled jean "WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WTH ARMIN" YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT BRAT"."YOU CHEATED FIRST WITH MARCO!"."LAST TIME I CHECKED IT WAS YOU RUNNING TO ME TALKING ABOUT SOME"I CHEATED ON ARMIN WITH MARCO"DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT JEAN!"Connie yelled "YOU SAID YOU WHERE SINGLE JEAN KIRSTEN!"Marco yelled"you know what GET OUT JEAN YOU TO MIKASA!" yelled hange.
Levi pov
With all this yelling it made my head hurt it made me so irrigated to where I snapped I bit my hand lightning flashed and when I saw every one running it made me laugh.
Eren pov
When I saw Levi's warhammer I knew this was not good "honey please you have to calm down we can figure something out!" I yelled "KENNY, KUCHEL, ISABEL, FARLAN!" I yelled out of no where I saw them some of the only people that can stop him his family and friends "what's going on cousin?" Asked isabel " we need to calm him down" I said "well who?"asked kenny "Levi!" "huh?"they asked confused "grr turn around now you see him" I said
Farlan pov
"Erwin call him or try to get his attention!" I yelled "LEVI ARMIN SAID THAT HE WILL GIVE YOU GRANDKIDS" perfect "isabel and I will cut him out of his nape while the rest of you distract him Kenny come with us you need to stall him" I said "ok wait how am I supposed to stall him?"asked Kenny "sing chivalry is dead or something, damn old man"
~~~~~~~Time skip to after That~~~~~~
Armin pov
"Mama your back" I said "yes im back" said Levi "NO MORE YELLING IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOU HEAR"."yes levi/captain/mama/heichou"we all said until ws heard eren start to sing oh heichou
Levi pov
"You kicked me in a room full if 50 people leaving foot prints in my checks a kingdom that wants to kill me saved my life with your two feet~
the titans coming but I cant help noticing how you spin so fast and your nice ass~
your floral brows and chiseled chest make me blush and take away my breath oh pleas agree to marry me~
Set our love free~
Oh heichou
Oh heichou
Dont care your less than 5 foot 4
Oh heichou
Oh heichou
Slam my face into the floor
I dont care that twice my age I think your really hot
The fact your old never bothered me anyway"
"I dont mind the height difference and how your legs are really short
Cause I know they're inverse proportioned to your big titanic sword
Humanities strongest is quite rude and likes to make jokes about poop but in his heart I can see beauty
Oh heichou
Oh heichou
Swinging through the trees
Oh heichou
Oh heichou
Hair flowing through the breeze"
As eren sung I realized that he meant it from the bottom of his heart and he was horny I sighed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still Levi pov
As eren stopped we all clapped except jean and mikasa of course but no one cared "im the best singer"bragged eren "bet you can't rap" jean protested
"my name is eren and my last names Jaeger I kill all the titans like my names terminator this girl named Annie yeah I hate her bertholdt and reiner you damn traitors wow I really got betrayed wow they bout to catch a faid mikasa with her blades make them run away why they marching back like this shit is a parade really they went back to Marley think there gonna stop me with there weak as army me and my squad we pull up to Marley we kill all your innocents sorry not sorry invading your city you better pray i'll kill any body that gets in my way that Warhammer titan she is a buffet,see you later I'll see you one day"
Armin pov
"Looks like he can rap jean" I said "hey eren I have a surprise for you" Levi said "oh no" said hange "oh yeah" said eren and followed Levi after he did Erwin left too to their room "lets play Uno and listen to music guys" said Armin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~time skip~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isabel pov
"Are they done yet?" Asked connie as he was crying after losing in Uno "let me see" I aid as I flew up and saw the three sleep. As levi 9 minutes later. woke up I went into my human form "oh hey sleepy head i got you some clothes in the bathroom for ya" I said proudly "where is farlan "im right here Lil bro" farlan said unpleased by the entrance he preformed "ok we have to go make sure Connie doesn't kill Sasha over bread"
After the three got changed
Levi pov
"Hey um honey, why do I have to where a collar?" "Because I don't want you or Erwin token away that's why it says"I belong to eren Jaeger" ok sweetheart" "ok honey" "wait eren, you top Erwin and levi" asked Connie "yup just like. Armin tops you" said eren as he smirks. as I thought I remembered something that Eren said when we got married
Levi's flashback
"Hey Levi if you want we can give Armin a brother or sister"
End of Levi's flashback
"hey Armin do you want a sibling?" Erwin asked "yeah but your gonna get pregnant not mama" Armin said hugging Levi sticking his tongue out at Erwin
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Humanities last Warhamer
AdventureLevi Jaeger finds a titan who transforms him into a Warhammer. Levi and eren are both humanities last hope and levi is humanities strongest soldier along with mikasa.
