One day, Mario received an invitation from Peach. The letter said, "Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you." "I LOVE CAKE!!!" exclaimed Mario, leaping out of the warp pipe leading to the castle. Lakitu flew down to face Mario on the bridge and asked him, "Hey Mario don't you think you're fat enough?" "That's what your mom said" replied Mario, causing Lakitu to fly away offended. Once inside the castle, Mario saw Toad, so he asked him, "Hey Toad have you seen Peach?" "No, why?" "Her letter said that she had cake." "Oh yeah about that, she lied. She thought that you were getting too fat to use the pipe to her castle so she used the letter as a test." Mario was shocked upon hearing this and couldn't believe it, so he said, "You're lying!" "THE CAKE WAS A LIE!" screamed Toad. Frustrated, Mario ran outside the castle and began punching a wall. "If I ever see Peach again I'm gonna do... something!" screamed Mario. "Is that the best you can say?" asked Lakitu. "SHUT UP!" yelled Mario. Just then, he saw Peach. "Hi Mario-" said Peach, who was quickly interrupted by Mario's "I DON'T WANNA SEE IT!", and he promptly yeeted her into the moat. Mario then had a breakdown and then exploded. Fortunately, Mario had a 1-Up mushroom with him, so he was fine.
