Ninjoy and Cactus Mccoy One-Shot

Papa Louie 4: When Meat Pies Attack

Joy walks out of her Tastyville apartment, with a huge shining smile, got in her car and drove all the way to Oilseed Springs to meet up with her little brother and Papa Louie for the grand opening of the Cluckeria. She made it to the chicken capital of the Flipverse in record time and was thrilled to see the massive lineup of customers, wrapped around the block and even exceeding the town's borders. ''Hey little brother!'' Roy turned redder than tomato sauce and got all flustered ''I thought I told you not to call me little brother at these public events!'' ''Aww, but you'll always be my baby bro Roy!'' She affectionately patted his head and held the right side of the ribbon, Roy held the left while Papa Louie held giant golden scissors and cut the ribbon, officially opening Papa's Cluckeria! The guests stormed the doors and Papa began serving up the first dozen batches of chicken sandwiches. 

But soon the pre-made chicken patties run out and Papa makes some more ''Alrighty now, a little X sauce injected in the patty batter for flavour.'' He walks over to his office, opens the safe and it's gone! ''Mamma mia where has my secret ingredient gone to? Maybe it will be okay without the X sauce?'' He cooks and serves the X sauce-less sandwich to Jojo the food critic. Unlike every time before, he doesn't give the blue ribbon calling the sandwich a little dry and mediocre. But how could it be? He called his niece and nephew into his office for an emergency family meeting ''Joy, Roy, we have a disaster on our hands. We have run out of X sauce and Jojo said that the chicken is meh without it. Here these two patties were made and cooked in the past hour, taste them and tell me if you taste the difference.'' Roy and Joy took their sandwiches in hand and bit into them ''Yeah it does taste a little less awesome without the sauce.'' ''No it doesn't, it's still uncle Louie's same great cooking!'' ''Joy, don't lie to me.'' ''Okay fine, it's not that great, but pair it with a purple burple and the dryness problem might be mitigated.'' ''A free medium soda with each chicken sandwich until I get back, good idea Joy.'' ''Get back? Where?'' 

Papa Louie pressed a secret button under his desk, unlocking a secret drawer holding three golden coins with whirled edges. ''I must travel back to the X zone to obtain more X sauce from the Xepper tribes using these warp coins allowing for travel across the multiverse.'' Papa Louie was interrupted by a breaking news alert from Nowtime News. ''This is Duke Gotcha with Nowtime News, infamous fast food competitor to Papa Louie, Guy Mortadello has reopened a Mortadello Meat Pies location in Oilseed Springs. Having sworn to leave his sickly past as a penny pinching, miser with no regard for food safety regulations behind him. We at Nowtime news are proud to report that all Mortadello's ingredients are fresh and sustainably supplied by Radish Madlison Farms.'' ''Well there's your answer to where the X sauce went, no way Mortadello would ever abandon his ways.'' ''As I was saying, I will travel to the X zone to get more sauce, Wylan B and Olivia will handle the customers -Olivia can you please put down that copy of Sense and Sensibility and watch the fryers? ''Aye, Aye, Captain!''- Roy and Joy just make sure Mortadello doesn't try to overthrow the company in my absence.'' ''We at Nowtime News have an inside scoop on the first Mortadello Meat Pie location to open in 8 years! Take it away Shannon!'' ''Hi Duke Gotcha, I've just got myself a meat pie and it smells delicious. It tastes like it too...'' Shannon quivers, turned grey and her pupils turned red and radish shaped. The pie in her hand came alive and hopped off. ''All hail Radley Madish!'' The camera crashed onto the floor cutting the feed and the news channel cut to commercials. 

''Joy, Radley Madish has teamed up with Guy Mortadello and he must be stopped at all costs!'' ''I understand.'' Joy's mind flashed back to the night Radley Madish kidnapped her parents and her mother's final words echoed in her mind ''Take care of each other!'' while holding her mother's parting gift, an indigo diamond shaped necklace with J engraved on it to which Joy added an N later on. It was so sudden, the warp portal came in, the onions army with their spears had thrown their parents into the merciless depths of Munchmore. In seconds the portal vanished from the wall, in that living room with furniture and knick knacks knocked around, a 5 year old Joy held her 16 month old baby brother Roy tight in her arms, fast asleep. ''Don't worry baby Roy, I'll take care of you.'' A night of peaceful silence despite the horrors taking place mere hours ago. Then the next day uncle Louie found them. ''Joy, Joy?'' Joy snapped out of her flashback and Louie opened that desk drawer again taking out another warp coin. ''Take this warp coin Joy, find Cactus Mccoy, he will be of great aid in stopping Radley's dastardly plans.'' ''How many warp coins do you have?'' ''Three, one in case I run out of X sauce and the other two are part of your inheritance but in unprecedented times, a warp coin is of necessity. Roy while Joy's gone, you'll be the acting president of the company.'' ''Awesome!'' Papa Louie stuck the coin to the wall and said X-Zone. The portal opened with a mechanical whirring sound and in an instant the vortex had consumed Louie sending him off to the X-zone.