Marco x Reader (A South Park angst story)

the dog doo delight...

once upon a time in south park... there was a kid named Marco who was really cool.
he was really cool because everyone thought that he was super HOT!!! 😈😱
Marco was on the toilet one day at school, taking a shit so huge he took all his clothes off to focus his power.
This poo would not come out no matter how hard he squeezed, or no matter how many YouTube tutorials he watched, the shit was so big that he had to talk to his AI on Snapchat for support while he was forcing the spooky dookie.
he then exclaimed "THATS IT!"
and he opened up the door. he had an idea. fresh air would %100 help the shit flow out. and right as he opened the stall door, he made eye contact with y/n.
he held the door open with his foot, completely naked, to keep staring at y/n.
"hey.." he said, and just then, he was suddenly cut off by a huge diarrhea turd coming out of his asshole.
he screamed without the s, holding onto the stall doors for dear life as he started floating from the pressure.
"I'll save you!"
y/n exclamationed, holding him down by his collar.
Marco quenched his booty cheeks together, trying to stop the shit bomb, but he couldn't. he even tried shoving his pretty pink tail up his ass, but it just didn't block the dipshit delight from waterfalling out of his bowels.
Marco perked up his kawaii kitten ears, and yelled, "FOR THE CLAN!!!" and howled in the air.
Suddenly, big buff demon furries flew down from heaven, and started jerking him off, which slowly stopped the overflowing explosion.
The toilet was filled to the brim, overflowing everywhere into every classroom, and down the halls onto the outside of the school. The stall looked like a massacre of shit. Marco had completely covered y/n with his corn filled, spicy, chicken ramen diarrhea.
"Sorry.." Marco growled like a cute little princess devil.
"I've never had to unleash my demon powers like that..." he said, letting a little stinky shart out, which just made a huge bubble in the shit filled toilet, making bubbles rise from the toilet bowl, and more shit overflowing.
"I seem to be a little stuck..."
Marco meowed.
"O-oh... i-i-i-i-ill help you..."
y/n squeaked like a bag mouse and reached for Marcos kitty ears.
on the count of three, y/n pulled Marco out by his ears, which made him shit like a gun.
"WAIT!!!!!" Marco creamed.
"every time you pull on my ears, I poopy!!" he said, licking his shit covered hand.
y/n then grabbed Marco and flipped him over, having his ass pointed out the same way y/n was facing. y/n walked into the classrooms and started doing a mass shooting by pulling on Marcos ears and releasing a shit bomb at everyone.
"Oh my god he's so hot!" Eric Cartman said, as Marco unleashed a dookie detonation on him.
"He's so sexy" Stan Marsh said, as Marcos bare asshole shot out a shitty shower.
"I want him so bad" Kyle Broflovski said as Marco sniped him with his big booty beater.
"I want to jerk him off" Kenny McCormick said as Marco mercifully exploded his guts and intestines everywhere.
"I want to fuck his millimeter defeater" Said SpongeBob, the foreign exchange student who got blasted by Marcos spicy extreme ejectmenta. (Synonym for poop)
marco escaped y/n and jumped into Timmy's arms, his ass jiggling with every step.
"I'm taken! Timmy's my baby booby!"
He said, nutting.
Damn it. I had already thought Marco was attractive and unique by his reclusive stench that repeatedly kept me falling back in love with him. Perhaps Marco and Timmy were dating because they were retarded. OF COURSE! How did I not notice it before?
"Marcjames..."
I said, reaching out my arm.
He had every student in the class climbing on him because they wanted him so bad, including the hot teacher, Mr.LorraineHasACrushBuffTeachers.
"I need your love... I long to hold you in my arms at night so I can pound your bowels with my monster cock... please..."
Marco crossed his arms.
"No...." He growled, his furry tail rising like a boner.
"Timmy's even better than that..." He said, getting an actual boner.