Christmas Disaster 😔 W

Gakupoo

Its Christmas day, its snowing outside. KAITO is sitting on the sofa and MEIKO is sitting on his lap, MEIKO is complaining about how she wants more wine. Although she adds,

"I can't drink right now, the kids are around. I cant be drunk around them."

Then the doorbell rings, and MEIKO goes to get it. She opens the door elegantly, as a tall man with purple hair and eyes stares at her with a confused expression. MEIKO says,

"Excuse me, can I help you?"

Gakupo speaks back,

"Is this where my sexy beast KAITO lives?"

MEIKO steps back in shock,

"WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?"

KAITO runs through the hallway, tripping over the Christmas presents MEIKO bought for Rin, Len, Miku and Gumi. He lands in Gakupos long, muscular arms. Then Gakupo gently places his hand on KAITO's,

"Do you know this ugly, stinky woman?"

"Y-y-yes, I know h-h-h-her..."

KAITO stutters,

"She's m-m-m-m-my wi-wi-wife."

Gakupo stares at MEIKO, then back at KAITO.

"You told me you were a single pringle!!!!!"

MEIKO stares at KAITO and screams, her eyeliner and mascara running down her soft, wrinkly skin (she's getting old, so she has saggy boobs too that's why KAITO is cheating on her)

"WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 16 YEARS AND WE HAVE 4 KIDS HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!"

KAITO replies,

"I ONLY MARRIED YOU FOR YOUR BOOBS. NOW THEY'RE SAGGY SO I DONT WANT THEM ANYMORE."

MEIKO cries dramatically like the main character. She runs to the back garden, Gakupo follows. Then KAITO falls to his knees.

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME????"

Len, Rin, Miku and GUMI all stare at him. Then a really hot, glamorous beast walks through the door. They have silky blonde hair and gleaming blue eyes.

"I'm sorry, I saw your ice cream shop a couple days ago, and I just though you were so hot."

KAITO stands in shock, staring at them, getting a bit hard. All of a sudden they hear noises from the back garden. MEIKO and Gakupo are fucking violently.

"What the FUCK."

Len says as the 4 of them (Len, Rin, GUMI Miku) stare out the window. when they turn back they see KAITO and the sexy person undressed and French kissing.