ask the casino cups plus their little sister Tina

have yall ever heard of south park

Word count: 307

(A/n: Yes, I'm going to start putting the word count at the top.)
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Cuphead: I wish I could say no,
but

Mugman: Tina is obsessed with that show

Meanwhile, in their apartment

Tina: My beautiful randy shr-

Tina: ah Anon when the fuck you get here

Anon is typing

Tina: ...

10 minutes later

The tv: friendly faces every where helpful folks with out temptation

Back at the casino

Dice: where the fuck is Tina

Mugman shrugs

Dice: well she was supposed to help give a tour to the new employee so I guess cuphead has to do it

Cuphead: Oh come onnnn

Dice: hey endless you can drag he- and he's gone

Back a their house

Cuphead: ok you lazy ass bitch get ready where going to work

Tina: but like South park 🥺

Cuphead: I don't give a fuck you have to give a tour to the new employee

Tina: but it's Tuesday it's my mental health day

Cuphead: I'm not falling for that again go get ready

Tina: fine asshole

Later

Tina:Ok let's get this over with hi I'm Tina and I'll be giving you a tour- chalice wtf are you doing here

Chalice: I wanted to see my girlfriend without having to hide from Satan his self

Tina: Yeah ok just don't get your ass thrown in hell

Chalice: ok princess

Tina just blushes and looks away

Behind a corner Dice and mugman and cuphead heard everything

Dice: heh

Mugman: aww

Cuphead: did she just say girlfriend!?
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A/n: I really went off topic for this one but I was bored and wanted to add more chalice sooo yeah also if you're wondering what her uniform looks like it's at the top also she works as a bar tender anyway bye my little potatos 🥔 😉