Cyan: I desire moisture.
White: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Yellow: You have Crayons?
Orange: Yes, I have—
Yellow: You're— how old are you?
Orange: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS.
Purple: Between White, Black, Yellow, and Pink -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Pink: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Purple: Yellow?
Pink: Yeah, but I don't know why.
White: I need help.
Black: Financial help?
Cyan: Love help?
Orange: Emotional help?
Pink and Purple: Help moving a body?
Everyone: ...
Pink and Purple: What?
Ok so this one is based off Melissa Kristin TV
Check out her channel: https://www.youtube.com/@MelissaKristinTV
*In a musical episode*
Black (to the tune of Welcome to The Black Parade): When I was a young boy, my friend said I could run the space farm, and quit the marching band!
Pink, whispering to Purple: Is this the musical episode?
Purple: I think so...
Green: I said, "Friend, when you grow up, will you lead the space farm while I go off, to serve my time in jail?".
Purple: His singing is... sh*t.
Blue: But it turned into a hotspot for rich boys, like me, to have their h**kups.
Cyan: Teen pregnancies were bad...
Pink: What the f*ck...
Green: You've disgraced me, my space farm, my badness, the money I have gathered, so now I stick my claim!
Black: AHHHHH!!!!! (Charges at Green at tackles him)
Lime: Cheerleader dance segment! (Starts dancing)
Purple: I hate this place.
Pink: Me too.
Red: While I'm gone, you're in charge Orange.
Orange: Yes!
Red, whispering to White: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
White: Obviously.
Purple, to Orange and Pink: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Orange: Make lemonade!
Pink: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.
Purple: Correct.
Lavender: Can I borrow five dollars?
Purple: If you're only borrowing it, does that mean you'll pay me back?
Lavender: Of course.
Lavender: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
Purple: So that's a no.
Pink, sniffling: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Red: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Pink: I have depression, what do you think?
Blue: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Cyan: You hang out with Navy, Magenta, Green, and Lavender.
Cyan: It's not as high a compliment as you think
Welp that's the first part
