Blue to Magenta, who's about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one.
Magenta, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves.
Brown: That sounds so threatening...
Pink : The Wedding Games...
Purple: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
Yellow: Beautiful.
Blue: F*** all of you!
Yellow: What are you two arguing about this time?
Orange: They're always using common phrases incorrectly!
Navy: Cry me a table, Orange.
Red: White, I want a bedtime story!
White: I'm busy, Red. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Red: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
White: Once upon a time, there was a person named Red, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Red: I don't like these stories with morals.
Purple: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Coral's birthday invitations.
Brown: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Purple: "Coral's birthday".
Brown: So, what do they say instead?
Purple: "Coral's bi".
Brown:
Brown: Works out either way.
Tan: Is five a lot of followers?
Pink: Depends on the context.
Purple: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Purple and Pink in unison: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
Navy: When Pink and Purple were born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Gold: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Lavender: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?
Purple, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.
Lavender: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Cyan: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Lavender: What about it? They are.
Cyan: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Cyan: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Lavender: YEAH? WELL YOUR MOM'S A HO!
Blue: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Violet: I like the yellow ones.
Lavender and Cyan: SHUT THE F*** YOUR MOUTH!
*The Squad is playing Minecraft together*
Red: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Purple: Hostile takeover?
Pink: Genocide?
Purple and Pink: Steal everything?
Red: No, I meant-
Violet: I didn't know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn't enough!
Lavender: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Red: ...I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors...
Violet: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Lavender: Agreed.
Purple and Pink: OH HELL NO! (Set the village on fire)
Red: What does "take out" mean?
Orange: Food.
Green: Dating.
Purple: Murder.
Gold: It can be all three if you're brave enough.
