Purple, Blue, Red, The Noise and Cheese looked at one another with pure confusion on their faces. Blue and Red just looked at each other and back at them.
Cheese: To answer your question, I am Cheese, the yellow midget is The Noise and the girl laying down butt ass naked is Pineapple.
Blue: Nice to meet you. I'm Blue and this is Red, my creator.
Red: Nice to meet you guys too, but why is the Pineapple lady's ass showing?
Cheese: It's a long story but long story short-
Noise: She got fucked by Yellow
Cheese: Yeah what he said. Yellow also chased me to Purple's lair and Purple who is the creature I'm currently riding.
Blue: First off, Ayo why are you riding Purple? Secondly, Yellow acted this way because of his instincts and also because he thought you were a male. Lastly, Yellow fucked your friend?!
Cheese: Yeah, and I'm assuming because Yellow saw Pineapple as a female Pterodactly. Worst thing about this is that Pineapple is afraid of Dinosaurs and anything dinosaur related and this made it worse for her.
Red: Poor girl. Maybe we can help.
Cheese: How?
Red: We have extra clothes at the medical center. We can take you there.
Cheese: Really? That would help out a ton!
Red: Then let's not waste any time and get to the center, follow me.
Purple, who was still carrying Pineapple, Noise and Cheese followed behind Red and Blue who were still debating on who would win in a fight, Peppino or Mother Brain.
Red: I'm telling you Blue, Mother Brain wipes the floor with Peppino's ass.
Blue: NUH UH, Peppino made the Tower collapse all by himself and he can run at mach 4!
Red: But can he outrun Happy from garry's mod?
Blue: Yeah he can!
Red: No he can't! Happy is one of the fastest Nextbots alive! No one can outrun him.... or her or whatever gender Happy is.
Cheese: I hate to interrupt your argument but you're both wrong. I know someone who can outrun Happy.
Blue & Red: Who?!
Cheese: My friend, Mushroom.
Red: Bullshit lady, thats bullshit. No one can outrun one of the fastest Nextbots!
Red: Yeah I gotta agree with that, Happy is one of the fastest Nexbots, faster than Angry Munci.
Cheese: First off, Angry Munci is dead he got crucified by The Figure and secondly I have the recording of Mushroom outrunning Happy.
Red: Bullshit! Show us!
Cheese: I will, once we get to the center.
Red: Fair enough.
Blue: We were getting off track, what were talking about originally?
Red: Peppino vs Mother Brain?
Blue: Oh yeah that. Like I was saying, Peppino can beat Mother Brain no diff!
Red: That's false! He can't even beat The Wither Storm!
Cheese: Yes he can. He already did.
Red: Wait, he used the F-Bomb?
Cheese: Yep
Red: Oh shit....
Blue: Oh no...
Red: Thats why he was mad in the TIDO meeting
Cheese: Tido? Whats Tido?
Red: What did I say Tido? I meant Tidal, yeah Tidal.
......
Cheese: Ok....?
Blue: Finally, we're here!
Cheese and The Noise hopped off and Blue carried Pineapple. To their surprise Peppina, the other boys and the rest of the rainbow friends were inside the center too, waiting outside for Peppino
Red: YELLOW! GET OVER HERE!
Yellow: Huh?
Red: Look at what you did to this yellow haired lady!
Cheese: Her hair is supposed to be orange
Red: Orange yellow-ish color whatever haired lady! Look what you did to her! You fucked her!
Yellow: It's not my fault! Blame my instincts for doing this
Blue: Oh and what did your instincts tell you to do this?!
Yellow: They said fuck the girl, eat her ass and fill up her pussy till your hearts content!
Blue: Bitch, you fucking raped a girl, t-t-that's illegal.
Yellow: NUH UH
Red: FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH UH"?!
Yellow: She gave consent
Red: In what form?!
Yellow: By bobbing her head up and down, that's how us aerial creatures know when to fuck females.
Red: God dammit I should have went with the Yellow duck that way we wouldn't have any casualties.
Cheese: Wait, if you fucked Pineapple because you thought she was a female and chased me away because you thought I was a male, then why didn't you fuck The Noise? He was Yellow.
Yellow: I don't fuck little children midgets.
Noise: WHAT?! YOU CALLING ME A MIDGET?!
Yellow: Basically, you're not even tall enough to be let on roller coasters. Hell you're smaller than Orange.
Orange: The fuck I do to you?
Yellow: It was an example.
Noise: Oh you want an example? I'll show you an example, put them fists up you oversized Lemon!
Yellow: GET OVER HERE!!!
Yellow and The Noise start fighting each other, throwing hands and whatever they could throw at each other. Red and Blue, who had nothing else to do, joined the fight too. Now the toppings, Peppino, the other boys, Peppina, the rest of the rainbow friends watched the four of them fight each other.
Purple: Should we do something about this?
Cheese: Nah, this is good enough.
Peppina, who was beside Peppino and who had gave an ice pack to Peppino, wanted to say something.
Peppina: Peppino, I'm sorry that I broke your back and wasn't able to let you have any fun. I didn't wanna ruin your special day. I'm a bad sister...
Peppino: Hey don't say that. You tried your best to make it work for me and that's great. I may not have been able to play games or go meet the LGBTQ friends or whatever they're called, but I am glad that I can spend my day with my sister while I can.
Peppina smiles and gives her brother a hug.
Peppino: Besides, I get to watch this now.
Peppina: Heh, guess you're right.
The End
Congradulations, you got to see something that Wendigo Peppino couldn't; A Happy Ending.
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