Bluey, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: we gotta cool this down. cool it down
Bandit: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven
Bingo, visibly confused: Okay so you decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
Bluey, spraying bandit: You idioit!
Bandit: dude, i forgot
Bluey: Oh my gosh! We are trying to make chicken alfredo right now and you melt the cutting board in the oven at 400 degrees fahrenheit
Chili: *watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation*
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Chili: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Bandit: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Bingo: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Bluey: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Bandit: Die. Bluey: Please don't die! Bandit: DIE! Bluey: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Chili, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Bingo, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Bluey wants Dad to accept it as their kid.
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Bingo: You're smiling. What happened? Bandit: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Chili: Bluey tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Bandit: What is love? Chili: An emotional minefield. Bingo: A neurochemical reaction. Bluey: Baby don't hurt me.
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Chili: Bingo, we're hungry! Bluey: Bingo! What's for dinner? Bandit: We're hungry, Bingo!
Bingo, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Bingo, pointing to Chili and Bandit: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Bluey: Okay! *five minutes later* Bingo: *returns and sees Chili and Bandit unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Bluey: There's just no pleasing you sometimes
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Thats all for now! I'll be back sometime soon!
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Bluey Random Stuff
HumorOkay, how many people will actually read this?Jk jk, but this is just some randomness for a few "cartoon dogs" as I have taken a liking for them. *THIS IS NOT FOR KIDS EVEN TOUGH ITS A BLUEY BOOK. I WILL PROBABLY BE TALKING ABOUT 13+ THEMES*
