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Three weeks after Rigby and Mordecai visited Springfield Illinois a letter was sent to Rigby from Bart Simpson himself.
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Dear Rigby
It's Bart Simpson. I know I didn't put an address at the top right-hand corner but fuck it. I love writing a letter to you because I can cuss and get away with it. Homer won't know and if he does find out about this letter I'm writing so what! He's funny when he gets mad. He yells "doh" and finds some way to hit his head.
Speaking of hitting I know you enjoyed the music I played by Gwar. At a recent Gwar concert a little kid named Stuart got jumped by two guys named Beavis and Butthead. The public humiliation was so bad he took a shit all over the place and the concert ended early with evacuation.
Anyhow I sure hope that doesn't happen to me at a concert. If Homer did that to me I'd call CPS. Anyhow I hope you can visit again.
Oh yes and the bartender Moe is dead. I didn't hate him but I sure will miss him. Homer and Barney were pallbearers at the funeral. Gwar came through Springfield and mom said I couldn't go because she thinks this band is a bad influence. Homer totally hates Gwar because they killed Moe.
X Bart Simpson
