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Diego with Klaus

Klaus: I'm cold

Diego: Let me get you a blanket, you want my coat? Hot cocoa? More blankets? A hug?

Diego with Luther

Luther: I'm cold

Diego: Well damn Ape man, I can't control the weather

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Luther: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things

Diego: *Runs in, disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Five: *Walks in smiling*

Allison: Why are you smiling?

Five: No reason

Diego: Klaus tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Ben: I love all of my family equally, Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five, and...... *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Vineyard?

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Ben:*Praying* Dear god I want you to send me an angel, the nicest angel you have

Klaus: *Laughing maniacally in the distance*

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V: I wish a man loved me

Five: Oh like the one who manipulated you and then you killed by stabbing him to death?

Luther........

Allison........

Diego..........

Klaus...........

Ben............

Five: Too soon?

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Luther: I'm number one

Diego: Yeah, number one on the list for most useless

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Klaus: Ben, I wanna go out

Ben: Like on a date or with a snipper?

Klaus: Surprise me

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Ben: *Sees Klaus* ah yes, there goes my dumb fuck doing some stupid shit so I must join him

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Five: I WILL EAT YOUR GOD DAMN CHILDREN

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Five: I finally got rid of my headache

V: Well that's good

Klaus: *Walks in* Hey bitches

Five: Never mind it's back

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Klaus: GET ON MY LEVEL, FIVE

Five: I can't, I'm only 5,3

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Ben: Do you realize how stupid this is?

Diego: Stop, you're only encouraging him. Klaus, don't do it.

Klaus: *About to pour boiling water on Luther while he's sleeping* I'm gonna fuckin do it

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