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Going to the bar

Third person P.O.V  ( they're all 21 (kenny and butters are dating )

Butters was waiting outside of a bar in north park ( Kenny got banned from the one in South Park)due to that being where his friends took him and stan for Stan's birthday but he was waiting for Kenny because he drove them all there in his truck.

He went on his phone about to text his boyfriend until just that person came out the doors and hugged him. Butters looked over and saw Kenny putting his phone back in his pocket.

"hey guys I've been waiting for like ever. Where have you been?" Butters asked him
"we had to find Stan and Kahlcause they left to make out somewhere" Eric replied for him rolling his eyes
"HEY! We were NOT making out! Stan needed to throw up." Kyle yelled back at Eric
"suuurrreeee he needed to throw up." Eric replied sarcastically
"after all that alcohol of course he needed to throw up!" Kyle yelled
"look at kinny! He drunk a lot of alcohol and he isn't throwing up." Eric argued
"can we just please go home." Stan asked
"we can't kinny actually is drunk. And kahl drives too slow." Eric said
"look I don't want to crash or get a ticket for speeding. And if you have such a problem with how fast I drive get a fucking drivers license also my name isn't kahl" Kyle replied
"yea yea pussy either way I'm not getting in that truck if khal's driving." Eric said rolling his eyes and crossing his arms
"here I'll drive." Butters said before Kyle could say anything

Everyone agreed and got into Kenny's truck, butters and Kenny in the two front seats Eric in the back seat and Kyle and Stan in the back cause due to eric being fat only one person would be able to fit Kyle didn't want to sit next to him Eric didn't want to sit next to Stan.

"hey buttercup I -hic- reeeeeally love you like a lot did you -hic- know that?" Kenny drunkenly said
"yes you tell me that all the time." Butters giggled
"do you -hic- love me -hic- as much as I -hic- love you?" Kenny asked clinging onto his boyfriend's side looking up at him
"of course I do!" Butters replied
"then -hic- say it -hic- say that you love me." Kenny drunkenly asked of him looking at butters with pleading eyes making him glance down at him for a split second before looking back at the road smiling
"I loo-"
"CAN YOU HOMOS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN GAY!"
"man shut yo single as fuck ass, lonely ass, L rizz ass, fatherless ass, fat as fuck but too fucking slow to realize it ass, mom is a crack addicted whore ass up."
Kenny angrily told Eric looking at him while he said it. Butters held back a laugh
"continue buttercup." Kenny said happily looking back at butters smiling
"IM NOT FU-"
"as I was saying I love you ken." Butters said interrupting Eric
"man fuck you guys fuckin homos." Eric whispered the last part to himself while going on his phone

They stopped when the street light turned red the road was quite empty and they were halfway back to South Park.

"hey -hic- leo why did we stop?" Kenny asked his boyfriend
"because we're at a red light." Butters answered him
"sooooo -hic- can I -hic- kiss you?" Kenny asked him
"w-what I mean yea you could but-" Butters looked down at kenny.

Kenny then kissed butters on his cheek it was meant to be on the lips but since butters was facing the road it was the cheek Kenny frowned but got an idea he then started kissing butters neck putting his hand under his pants just a little below his boxers teasing him

"k-ken what are d-doing? " butters whispered holding back moans
"nothing~ hey you should really come back to my place." Kenny whispered into his boyfriend's ear slowly moving his hand lower
"hey um Eric what we're we gonna do when we get to Stan's house?" Butters asked cartman as he started diving again, speeding up
"get fuckin laid with Stan's bitch's friends or something like that I donno." Cartman replied
"well how long will we be there?" Butters asked speeding up some more
"I don't know until we finish fuckin probably." Eric answered
"uh I don't think me and ken will be able to make it I'll just drop you guys off." Butters replied
"kewl." Cartman went back to his phone

They had finally gotten into South Park and after a little while and after a little bit longer the had got to Stan's house.

Everybody got out the truck and into Stan's house except butters and Kenny they stayed in there and went to Kenny's apartment. When they got inside Leo led kenny to the couch laying him down.
"What're you -hic- doing?" Kenny asked
"Getting you some water and a trash can."Butters replied from their bathroom getting the trash can.
"Why?"
"For you to drink some water and in case you throw up." He replied again this time walking over to his boyfriend
"Who do you think I -hic- am? Stoon?" His boyfriend asked in disbelief sitting up
"Stoon?" Leo bursted out laughing
"Wha-" he threw up on the trash can
"Damn now I need to clean it. You sir, need to drink that water and lay down~" Butters sighed walking off to clean the trash can
"I -hic- love youuuuuu~"
"I love you too Ken" Leo said back to him

Walking back with a clean trash can "It still smells like vomit! How?!" He angrily said. Sighing he put it down and went to check on Kenny."Shit-" he ran over to check Kenny's pulse "God damn it. I knew we shouldn't have went to the club." He sat down next to his boyfriend playing with his hair.

At Stan's house:

"OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!"
"You bastards?"
"I'm starting to think you gay wads get a notification or something at this point."

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