the rewrite exactly two of you asked for
Char Jones - Anne Boonchuy
Iris Ray - Sprig Plantar
Tyler Jones (still me) - Polly Plantar
Artie Hart - Ivy Sundew
also pls leave comments I like reading them and they keep me motivated bc I might do more of these if y'all want
also I kept the Plantar surname to make writing this the slightest bit easier
also not proofread
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Char and Iris were in the woods, as best friends tend to be. "Why do we always have to hang out in the woods? You have a perfectly good living room." Void said. "Where's the fun in that?" Iris asked. "This place is full of nature!" They gestured to the bugs which freaked Char the fuck out.
"Yeah, exactly."
The duo continued along the path when they heard some rustling in the bushes. "Stay back!" Iris warned. "It could be a blood sucking predator!" They grabbed a stick to defend them and void.
"You are really not selling me on this place."
Iris peeled back the leaves, seeing a plant designed to the liking of a face. "Oh no! It's an-"
"Ambush!" And then a frog jumped from the trees, tackling Iris.
"I'm hit! Iris down! Iris down!"
A brunet frog came out of the bushes, laughing proudly, as Iris sat up. "Hey, Artie. Nice ambush. Gourd in a wig? Classic!" Artie laughed a little bit. "Can't take all the credit. You're really easy to trick."
"Well, guilty as charged!"
The two laughed as Char cleared her throat because this bitch smelled romànce.
"Oh, Artie, meet Char. Oddity from another world. Char, meet Artie. Childhood acquaintance and occasional sparring partner."
Artie kicked Iris in the face before walking over to Char.
"Hey, Iris." The blonde demigirl greeted.
"Hey, I've seen you around," They shook her hand. "Nice to officially meet. Do you like being randomly attacked?" Very normal question, I make sure to ask everyone this.
"Not at all."
"Well, too bad." Artie began walking off. "See you later, Rissy. But you won't see me." Ominous. I love it. Anyway, with that they hopped away as Iris laughed.
"Well, well, well," Char said like the white suburban mom she'll probably become tbh. "They're kinda cute, huh?" Eyebrows go up and down motion.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Iris began walking back towards the house.
"Well, well, well, well, well, well, well."
"You're being weird, Char."
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"We're home!" Char called as the two entered the Plantar abode and Hop Pop came a' running down the stairs. "What have you two been doing? I've been looking for you all morning!"
"Oh, nothing." Char said. "Except Iris was totally flirting with a cute person!"
Grandpa Gasp™. "No kidding?"
While Char did a giggle, Iris whined "Charlie, it's not like that! Artie Hart and I are just friends."
"Artie Hart?! Nobody move! I'm getting the courtship kit!" He ran back upstairs.
