Dan and Phil imagines

Imagine 1- Dan

I was walking home from school on a hot Friday afternoon, I was looking forward to seeing my friends later on and listened to music as I strolled towards my house. I paused to investigate the removal truck outside my new neighbours front door, I thought for a second about who could have moved in. Then an old bald man walked towards me from the other side of the truck and i scurried away so I could avoid an awkward encounter. I opened my front door and the smell of freshly cooked super noodles wafted into my nostrils. My stomach grumbled (very loudly as it always does in French) and I remembered I hadn't eaten since lunchtime. I wandered into the kitchen and saw my mother slaving away at the hob, cooking me my super noodles. She said to me "How was school?"
I replied "meh, school is school."
So she said "yep, and you've got 2 more years of it! Anyway I'm gunna need you to take a hamster, a hat and some rope next door, don't ask me why, they just said they needed it."
So I said, "why can't you?!? I can't be bothered"
Then she replied "I'm cooking dinner for you and the other two bitches!! Now fuck off and do as you're told."
"Fiiiine" I mumbled and picked up the appropriate items off the dining table. Then I walked through my house and out of the front door. I crossed the lawn and knocked politely on their door, I waited for a few moments when I heard a voice call "I'm coming!!" *ayyye papi*
The door opened a few seconds later and Infront of me stood a very flustered man, who was extremely beautiful. His slightly curly hair stuck to his forehead as it was 20+ degrees today, he had sweatpants that clung loosely to his waist, he had a black t shirt on with the words 'is this black enough' written on it in comic sans. I realised that it was Dan, Dan Howell. My idol. My daddy. I stood in shock until he asked "um is there a reason for you standing at my front door??", so I quickly passed him the hamster, rope and hat, he thanked me and took the items from me. I stayed standing on his doorstep for a few moments while he eyed me suspiciously. "Um bye then" he said waving his hand , giving me the most adORABLE SMILE IVE EVER SEEEN and then shutting the door. I basically internally screamed until I got back into my house where I had a huge dan and phil marathon and cried about the fact that they were living next door to me.

-the end-

Lol I wrote this with Zoe baring in mind it's kinda a piss take, the idea was a good one but we got carried away lol and it is 2am so don't judge hahah byeeee