heyyyy i put some silly music for u guys to listen to <33 (it sets the mood)
Len's pov:
"NO I WILL NOT EAT THE SPIDER." Screamed Piko as he ran across the trampoline park.
"But it's sweet and nutritious! Really!!" Oliver said chasing the poor albino child.
"I swear to GOD MERCY ABOVE—where tf is Fukase," Flower said irritated, "Imma beat that mans holy ass to a pulp when he shows up istg."
"I can text him if you want..." I hold my phone up to Flower.
"PLEASE DO."
Piss Baby: YO WHERE TF YOU AT FLOWERS BOUTTA GO DMCA LOCKDOWN ON YOUR ASS
Cow Blood: im trying on that butt you gave me
Piss Baby: YOUR WHAT.
Cow Blood: ***BELT
Piss Baby: ..oh
also u need to get here rn or flowers gonna go beast mode
Cow Blood: breast mode👹
Piss Baby: ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?
Cow Blood: ok dayum im coming🐸
"He says he's on his way☺️☺️"
Couple minutes later :3
"Hola mi amigos😍" Fukase announced, pronouncing the "h" in hola.
"You just disrespected the living FUCK out of Bruno, dawg." Flower said with the most disgusted, appalled, crude face I've ever seen.
"Yo fuck Bruno that man can suck a churro. Bro stole my catnip😭" Fukase said, literal tears coming to his eyes.
"You don't even have a cat, tf you need catnip for?" Piko said, confused.
"What I do in my time is my business," Fukase said looking to the side, "Anyways aren't you guys glad that the hottest man ever is here now??😋😋"
"The hottest man ever can get his credit card out cause he's paying." Oliver said smugly.
"For what exactly..?"
"The trampoline park bill." We all respond in unison.
"Oh, that's not that bad.."
"Yeah, if SOMEONE didn't cause havoc among the vegans🤦" Flower said turning towards a certain british child.
"HEY I DIDNT KNOW THAT MAN WAS GONNA FLIP THE TABLE CAUSE I FED PIKO A SPIDER—" Oliver said defending himself.
"How much is the fee..?" Fukase asked visibly shivering.
"..245$" Oliver said with his head down.
"FOR A TABLE?"
"We may or may not have gotten into a fistfight.."
"YOU GUYS OWE ME. I DIDNT EVEN GET TO JUMP."
"It's not my fault they don't let gorillas jump." Flower said.
"Ok that actually hurt😿"
"Ok guys, stop bullying monkey man and his catnip so he can pay and we can leave." I said.
"MONKEY MAN?" Fukase said on the verge of tears.
"Monkey man gotta watch his BACK." Flower said.
"Imma do my fucking plyometric lunge hip jumps over your bed tonight🫡🫡" Fukase said saluting for no reason whatsoever.
YOU ARE READING
so i made another fukase x len story
Fanficyo i made another dookie story for my silly friends (hi nikolai and xmas clown😻) i didn't realize people really sat down for 6 minutes to read the garbage that i produce. i didnt expect people to see that shit. i'm at 3% and writing this in my note...
