Super Cocaineronpa 2: Goodbye My Sanity (READ DESCRIPTION)

PROLOGUE: Don't You Fucking Dare, Author

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???: "Hey."

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???: "Heyyyy."

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???: "HEY, CUP BOY! WAKE UP!"

-Our hero comes to his senses at once, groaning as he rises from the floor. A blue hedgehog, clad in red shoes, stands beside him.-

Cuphead: "Ugh, my head....where am I?"

???: "We're all wondering that, kid!"

Sonic: "Maybe it'll help if I introduce myself. I'm Sonic The Hedgehog, Ultimate Speedster."

Cuphead: "Ey, what's up with that?"

Sonic: "With what?"

Cuphead: "Tha whole 'ultimate' thing."

Sonic: "Dunno, just found a phone in my non-existent pocket and boom, info on me."

-Our hero feels his pockets, and finds a small, thin touchscreen phone.-

Cuphead: "Woah, fancy phone! 'Ultimate Hero'....seems 'about right!"

Cuphead: "So! Uh, my name's Cuphead."

Sonic: "Wow, big surprise, I never would've guessed."

Cuphead: "Ey, you're tha one that's a talkin' hedgehog thing!"

Sonic: "Ok, you got a point. C'mon, let's go find the others."

-Our hero stumbles to his porcelain legs, and follows the blue hedgehog.-

Cuphead: "Cripes, you're fast!"

Sonic: "Heh, they don't call me 'the Blue Blur' for nothing!"

-A variety of people are in the room, from a skeleton to a ginger. A tall, angelic woman notices him.-

???: "Oh, you must be the last one!"

Alice: "My name is Alice, Alice Angel. I'm the 'Ultimate Angel', according to my handbook."

Cuphead: "I'm Cuphead! nice ta meet ya, Miss Angel!"

Alice: "Oh, the pleasure is mine."

???: "Hey mister!"

-Our hero turns around to greet two small kids, one dressed as a skeleton and the other a pumpkin.-

Skid: "I'm Skid! And this is Pump!"

Pump: "We're the Ultimate Spooky Month!!"

-They start doing a side to side dance.-

Skid: "Your costume is super spooky!"

Cuphead: "Oh, this ain't a costume."

Pump: "WOW! That's super cool!!"

Cuphead: "Heh, thanks."

Skid: "Do you want some pocket candy?"

Cuphead: "Uh- Sure!"

-The kid hands him a saltwater taffy. Our hero catches a glimpse of a blonde man in the corner.-

Cuphead: "Howdy! I'm Cuphead, who're ya?"

-The man gives a cold side-glance.-

Byakuya: "The name's Byakuya Togami. Ultimate Affluent Prodigy. I'm not looking to make friends, so scram, bowl boy. Tch."

Cuphead: "Geez, what a butthole..."

???: "I'm sorry about him, he's just like that."

-Our hero turns to see someone in green clothing. They have a meek look to them.-

Chihiro: "I'm Chihiro Fujisaki, Ultimate Programmer. Nice to meet you."

Cuphead: "Nice ta meet ya, I'm Cuphead!"

-They give a smile. A monochrome baseball player approaches them, and points his bat at Cuphead.-

???: "You, cup child. State your name."

Cuphead: "Er, uh- My n-name's Cuphead.."

???: "Hm, sufficient."

Batter: "I'm The Batter. Ultimate Purifier. I've been assigned a sacred mission: to purify the earth of evil spectres."

Cuphead: "Th-That's nice..."

-And so, our hero gets to know everyone.-

-Papyrus: Ultimate Aspiring Royal Guard-

-Gold: Ultimate Pokemon Trainer-

-Lammy: Ultimate Guitarist-

-Flippy: Ultimate Veteran-

-Pico: Ultimate Gunman-

-Kris: Ultimate ???-

-Noelle: Ultimate Ice Magician-

-Mickey Mouse: Ultimate Mascot-

-Kirumi Tojo: Ultimate Maid-

-Static noises come from a part of the room, and everyone turns their attention to the TV.-

???: "A-attention all! Please report to the Meeting Room for a welcoming ceremony!"