(diversity loss the lesbian is dead :[)
Kaiyobani: "I'm Magical Guardian Miracle ♡ Kaiyobani, and here's a recap!"
Kaiyobani: "After our first trial, our students were down in the dumps..."
Kaiyobani: "So we decided to unwind by the beach! How wonderful!"
Kaiyobani: "But it wasn't peaceful for long...for Taiyokuma introduced the second motive! Eep!"
Kaiyobani: "Now we're down to 12 people....sigh...."
Kaiyobani: "But I'm sure we can get out!"
Kaiyobani: "Stay safe, everyone! And make sure to save your game regularly! ♡"
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-Our hero goes back inside the mansion, trying to look for Kris after their outburst.-
Cuphead: "Ey, Kris! Kris, where are ya?"
-After walking around for a while, our hero finds Kris in their room, accompanied by Noelle.-
Cuphead: "There ya are! Man, ya scared u-"
-Noelle puts a finger to her lips, indicating for Cuphead to stop talking. She continues to attempt to comfort Kris, who's curled up in a blanket.-
Noelle: * Hey, it's going to be okay......do you want anything? Water? Food?
-Kris nods and croaks out a few words.-
Kris: * Yeah. Water.
Noelle: * Alright! I'll be right back.
-She leaves the room, shutting the door quietly. Cuphead follows her to the kitchen.-
Cuphead: "..What d'ya think's goin' on with 'em..?"
Noelle: * I...I really don't know, Cuphead.
Noelle: * They- They've been acting like this ever since...
Noelle: * Oh, I can't remember.
Noelle: * ....I just...
Noelle: * Kris is my best friend, and I hate seeing them like this.
Noelle: * I wish I could do more, but...
Noelle: * ...It feels like I can't, you know? And..it makes me feel like a bad friend...
-She grips the cup she was filling with ice water a bit tighter.-
Cuphead: "...Well, I think ya're a good friend. Afta' all, ya never leave their side! And ya do the best ya can!"
-Noelle gives a small smile, and her grip loosens.-
Noelle: * ..Thank you, Cuphead.
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-Our hero thinks he grew closer to Noelle tonight.-
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-Morning-
-Our hero wakes up once more, and makes his way to the dining hall.-
-Kris seems to be alright..-
-But strangely, there's no food put out for breakfast.-
Taiyokuma: "KYAHAHA! Goooood MORNING, students! Have good dreams?"
Byakuya: "I would assume we didn't, based on what happened last night."
Taiyokuma: "Oh, wise guy, are you?"
Byakuya: "Just get to the point, please. What's the motive?"
Taiyokuma: "Oh, the motive's already in action!"
Kirumi: "..What?"
Taiyokuma: "Oh, you don't realize?"
Taiyokuma: "KYAHAHA! Let me explain for you numbskulls!"
Taiyokuma: "The third motive iiiiss....."
Taiyokuma: "STARVATION!"
Taiyokuma: "If ANY of you are caught with a food item, you will DIE ON THE SPOT!"
Taiyokuma: "KYAHAHA! Let's see if you eat each other!"
-He disappears through a trap door on the floor.-
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-Well, this is just swell and dandy...-
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-FREE TIME-
-Our hero is making his way back to his room. God he's starving...-
-Gold goes up to him from behind, and puts a hand on his shoulder.-
Gold: "Yo! Cuphead!"
Cuphead: "Oh? Ey, nice ta see ya, Gold!"
Gold: "I'm taking Chihiro and Pico pokemon hunting with me, wanna join?"
Cuphead: "Uhh....sure??"
Gold: "SWEET! Let's go!"
-He drags our hero to the others.-
Gold: "ALRIGHT! So, let's start on the first level of the school, then we'll look on the second!"
Pico: "This is stupid.."
Chihiro: "Oh, come on, Pico! It'll be fun!"
Pico: "Alright.."
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-A good 30 minutes pass, and our quadtrio has no luck...-
Pico: "Ugh, my legs hurt from walking! Can we stop?"
Gold: "Nonsense! I'm sure we can at least find a Pidgey!"
Gold: "Maybeeee innn......HE-"
-Gold's face shifts from excitement to horror in an instant. He falls to his knees.-
Chihiro: "G-Gold?"
Pico: "Oh, crap.."
Cuphead: "E-Ey, Gold....wha-"
-Our hero feels that all too familiar feeling once more.-
-Pure, utter despair,-
-From the lifeless, sliced open bodies of Flippy and Noelle.-
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Super Cocaineronpa 2: Goodbye My Sanity (READ DESCRIPTION)
Mystery / Thrillerthis is a backup from the ao3 account, originally published on february 27nd, 2022. another old fic, and sadly still feels unprofessional or poorly paced at times. once i made a sequel to the first fic i knew it wasn't a joke anymore. lmao original...