in which henry st. laurent and catherine emmons decide to throw the summer wedding of the century, including a last minute documentary with their wedding party as the main characters ∿ OPEN
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henry: mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean 'mom' and 'dad' aren't your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now
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kate: and once again, kate/corinne cross saves the day!
seraphina: you didn't even do anything. it was literally all corinne
kate: we're a package deal. everyone knows that
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aadil: i hate you
henry: well, according to this picture i drew of us holding hands, that is untrue
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aadil: must you always attack me with words?
corinne: you want me to use rocks?
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carlie: maybe there's a race for lonely children!
campbell: that's "only" children, carlie
campbell: lonely child is what you're gonna be when i sell you.
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henry, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
seraphina, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
the st. laurent nanny: what the fuck are you guys doing?
henry: playing systemic oppression
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aadil: i'm thinking of charity work
corinne: you should donate blood
aadil: oh tha-
corinne: all of it
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henry: can i get a venti vanilla latte with... um, eight shots of espresso?
aadil, nextin line: jesus fucking christ just do cocaine
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corinne, openinga capri-sun: i guess i'll just drink my sorrows away
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seraphina: [to a neighbor] hi donna, love what you did with the tulips!
seraphina, whispering: fucking bitch i did the exact same thing with my petunias last spring and now she pulls this shit thinking she's original
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